~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

(That’s where my mind went to)

The Blues Brothers are his heroes and he’s waiting for his musical mission from God.

Wait… they’re not coming?

 

[smtst5]

Wait… they’re not coming?

Still owns a working bassomatic 76

 

[cactusjack0584]

Still owns a working bassomatic 76

It’s a quality product!

Masturbates to infomercials about blenders!

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s a quality product!

Masturbates to infomercials about blenders!

Is the director for the shake weight advertisement.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is the director for the shake weight advertisement.

Hey I mean they sold like crazy

Was the first tryout for the shake weight!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey I mean they sold like crazy

Was the first tryout for the shake weight!!

Tried to star in as well as direct those commercials, was voted against for the role

 

[smtst5]

Hey I mean they sold like crazy

Was the first tryout for the shake weight!!

Lost a fortune when he invested in the shake weight

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Lost a fortune when he invested in the shake weight

Goes door to door selling shake weights. Offers to throw in a set of steak knives if you buy 2

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried to star in as well as direct those commercials, was voted against for the role

Doesn’t understand how weighing your shakes helps with anything.

Lost a fortune when he invested in the shake weight

bought lots of tiny coins thinking it was that internet money craze.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t understand how weighing your shakes helps with anything.

bought lots of tiny coins thinking it was that internet money craze.

 

[smtst5]

Loves to play the game what is this smell?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves to play the game what is this smell?

Also loves that game… but the smell is usually fish that he microwaved

 

[smtst5]

Also loves that game… but the smell is usually fish that he microwaved

Is wondering why his shake weight is always covered in syrup

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is wondering why his shake weight is always covered in syrup

That’s not syrup

Does unspeakable things with shake weights.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s not syrup

Does unspeakable things with shake weights.

Speaks about said unspeakable things every moment he gets

 

[smtst5]

Speaks about said unspeakable things every moment he gets

Has a huge collection of steak knives

 

[cactusjack0584]

Speaks about said unspeakable things every moment he gets

Pees a little everything she speaks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a huge collection of steak knives

I know a good deal when I see one. Likes to wear glasses to inspect how sharp a knife is

Pees a little everything she speaks.

Keeps a squirt gun so he can spray people's pants while they talk, then point and say "you peed yourself!"

 

[smtst5]

I know a good deal when I see one. Likes to wear glasses to inspect how sharp a knife is

Keeps a squirt gun so he can spray people's pants while they talk, then point and say "you peed yourself!"

Was a backup dancer in the “I’m a Barbie girl” video

 

[MiaBabe23]

Was a backup dancer in the “I’m a Barbie girl” video

Has several scenes from the Barbie movie that he cries through

 

[smtst5]

Has several scenes from the Barbie movie that he cries through

But there were so many sad parts

Is still trying to solve her first Rubiks cube

 

[Chloe_Harper]

But there were so many sad parts

Is still trying to solve her first Rubiks cube

Offers to watch all his friend's tamogatchis, but never cleans up after them

 

[smtst5]

Offers to watch all his friend's tamogatchis, but never cleans up after them

Has an autographed poster of Bill Nye the Science guy above her bed

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has an autographed poster of Bill Nye the Science guy above her bed

Has an autographed poster of Neil deGrasse Tyson on his wall above his bed

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has an autographed poster of Neil deGrasse Tyson on his wall above his bed

Faked the autograph, realized it had actually been autographed by NdGT, tried to fix it, couldn’t, so currently on his way to deGrasse Tyson’s house