Last year when Santa came down his chimney… he saw things he can never unsee….and @AlwaysDancing is permanently on the naughty listWith blue balls … apparently
She’s still waiting from last year for Santa to come down the chimney. She swears she’s on the nice list.
Hey! I AM on the nice list!With blue balls … apparently
She’s still waiting from last year for Santa to come down the chimney. She swears she’s on the nice list.
I keep telling him the bow in my hair doesn't mean I'm a present! It just looks pretty
What about the other bow wrapped around you?
Sends carrier pigeons to warn Santa. Claims they're more reliable than the mail.Of course, why not!
Both have placed a cactus under the chimney, to hide and watch how Santa handles it
Keeps dressing as Santa, then rips off the beard to "prove" Santa doesn't exist
she actually is a delightful present… she just won’t share the tag to see who the present is for.
Well, it's not Christmas yet. Y'all just have to wait.
Hopes he wants more than cookies and milk
Hey supposed to be lies… that’s borderline accurate
Is that like one of the seven dwarfs, but in a Marvel movie?
Is the most jolly of them all, especially at Christmas. He never stops singing
Obviously so no one can leave.
She keeps pouring something in Jack’s eggnog… but we can’t quite tell what it is and she just says it is “jolly juice”
Hey why and I sleepy and horny?
Loves my jolly juice
Keeps trying to steal the top secret recipe.
Stands in the doorway so no one can leave, wearing just a bow and reindeer antlers
She keeps the recipe locked in a safe with the Colonel’s seven herbs and spices.
I knew it!
