~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Has gone full "Italian Job" in trying to get my jolly juice recipe

 

[MiaBabe23]

I knew it!

Attempts to crack the safe while myself and always dancing, um dance to distract chloe

They’ve been plotting this for a year, but now forgotten the dance steps and the code

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has gone full "Italian Job" in trying to get my jolly juice recipe

Is very distracted by our dancing…
Get the recipe damnit @BrendaBear

 

[cactusjack0584]

They’ve been plotting this for a year, but now forgotten the dance steps and the code

Swoops in with the code pulling off an amazing heist

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They’ve been plotting this for a year, but now forgotten the dance steps and the code

Has gone undercover to help me distract them from cracking my safe

Swoops in with the code pulling off an amazing heist

Not distracting enough. Doesn't realize it was a decoy

 

[MiaBabe23]

Swoops in with the code pulling off an amazing heist

And then downed all the jolly juice on the spot! Those aren’t presents, that’s Chloe…!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Swoops in with the code pulling off an amazing heist

He wonders why he didn’t realize the Jolly Juice is vodka.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I knew it!

Attempts to crack the safe while myself and always dancing, um dance to distract chloe

I think that would distract a lot of people

He wonders why he didn’t realize the Jolly Juice is vodka.

vodka laced with jolly ranchers

 

[cactusjack0584]

He wonders why he didn’t realize the Jolly Juice is vodka.

Also should have worn pants…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has gone undercover to help me distract them from cracking my safe


Not distracting enough. Doesn't realize it was a decoy

Helo-cock-ters in an attempt at distraction

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Helo-cock-ters in an attempt at distraction

That would be mighty impressive of me to pull off

Is now distracted by my big, pink, swinging dildo

 

[cactusjack0584]

That would be mighty impressive of me to pull off

Is now distracted by my big, pink, swinging dildo

Is completely distracted and now forgets about heist.

Distracts everyone with her skills

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is completely distracted and now forgets about heist.

Distracts everyone with her skills

Has now pledged allegiance to me and my dildo, no longer interested in stealing my jolly juice. Hoping it's in his stocking instead

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has now pledged allegiance to me and my dildo, no longer interested in stealing my jolly juice. Hoping it's in his stocking instead

Has everyone under her spell. Chloe wins!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has everyone under her spell. Chloe wins!

Is ordering my tiara as we speak

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is ordering my tiara as we speak

Cacti and jolly juice for all!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

It’s a Festivis Miracle!

 

[cactusjack0584]

It’s a Festivis Miracle!

Is for some reason still naked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is for some reason still naked

Looks down and realizes he's naked too

 

[cactusjack0584]

Looks down and realizes he's naked too

Looks down and likes that I’m naked

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is for some reason still naked

It’s part of my interpretive dance routine … passion and vulnerability. Yada yada yada.

Looks down and realizes he's naked too

The swirling pink dildo spins yet faster.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Looks down and likes that I’m naked

Sent out e-vites telling everyone to show up to the party naked

It’s part of my interpretive dance routine … passion and vulnerability. Yada yada yada.

The swirling pink dildo spins yet faster.

Takes out his journal to write about this new fetish he's discovered in himself

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sent out e-vites telling everyone to show up to the party naked

Takes out his journal to write about this new fetish he's discovered in himself

Now declares this is how all parties must be in her new queendom

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Now declares this is how all parties must be in her new queendom

Has declared himself my jester. @AlwaysDancing is pouting in the corner

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has declared himself my jester. @AlwaysDancing is pouting in the corner

Appoints @AlwaysDancing as town crier