~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Uses counterspell so she is not under his power!!! Magic!!! Magic!! (Also glitter, and confetti, you know for fun)

In the late night moonlight of southern Arizona, Jack sways back and forth. His shadow shining long on the ground… which attracts women who are drunk off their ass from the bar next door, to surround and worship him.

 

[cactusjack0584]

In the late night moonlight of southern Arizona, Jack sways back and forth. His shadow shining long on the ground… which attracts women who are drunk off their ass from the bar next door, to surround and worship him.

Again lies, this is a normal Saturday night for me…

Isn’t drunk but still watches the show enthusiastically!

 

[Scarred65]

So great was the success of his portrayal of Bigfoot in an occupational training film that it led to the entire Furry movement as we know it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

The furry movement that brought a realization that wearing ears and a tail can be liberating

 

[cactusjack0584]

The furry movement that brought a realization that wearing ears and a tail can be liberating

Even more liberating on how the tail attaches

Isn’t in to furries but loves guys dressed as cacti

 

[MedicalMuse]

Even more liberating on how the tail attaches

Isn’t in to furries but loves guys dressed as cacti

I do tend to like the pricks

Wears a cactus sleeve on his “cock ti” so he can ask if you want to touch it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Even more liberating on how the tail attaches

Isn’t in to furries but loves guys dressed as cacti

Likes to point out that cacti never wear clothes.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I do tend to like the pricks

Wears a cactus sleeve on his “cock ti” so he can ask if you want to touch it.

I told you that as a secret.

Likes to point out that cacti never wear clothes.

And expose their pricks to everyone!

 

[Sammysub07]

The cacti blinding some and entrancing others

 

[cactusjack0584]

The cacti blinding some and entrancing others

Has six cacti in her home… but really wants just one more

 

[Sammysub07]

Hey I can’t kill cacti? Or can I? I have no green thumbs!

Wants to be the new cacti dressed in a costume

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey I can’t kill cacti? Or can I? I have no green thumbs!

Wants to be the new cacti dressed in a costume

Yes, yes I do. (I already have the costume )

Wouldn’t suspect a thing

 

[HollyS]

Has six cacti in her home… but really wants just one more

Still trying to convince someone that cactus spines in the tongue have aphrodisiac qualities

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hey I can’t kill cacti? Or can I? I have no green thumbs!

Wants to be the new cacti dressed in a costume

Like parading around nude or stripping of matching bra and panty sets.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Still trying to convince someone that cactus spines in the tongue have aphrodisiac qualities

They don't?

has hugged a cactus at 50 kph

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has decided to change out his Christmas tree with a cactus, he just likes hanging balls on the pricks!!!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Has decided to change out his Christmas tree with a cactus, he just likes hanging balls on the pricks!!!!!

You assume this Grinch HAS one...

Has pricked his prick on a cactus spine...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pricked his prick on a prick… and liked it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pricked his prick on a prick… and liked it

He was that prick

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Pricked his prick on a prick… and liked it

Has pricked his prick on a prick’s prick wondering how many pricks could a prick’s prick prick if a prick’s prick could prick prick.

 

[cactusjack0584]

@Chloe_Harper Also has a cacti instead of a Christmas tree but only decorated it with blue balls… I mean ornaments

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper Also has a cacti instead of a Christmas tree but only decorated it with blue balls… I mean ornaments

Is @AlwaysDancing Christmas cactus

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is @AlwaysDancing Christmas cactus

Wants to be the present under my Christmas cactus!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is @AlwaysDancing Christmas cactus

With blue balls … apparently

She’s still waiting from last year for Santa to come down the chimney. She swears she’s on the nice list.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Lights a lit scented candle whenever the Celtics win

Of course, why not!

Wants to be the present under my Christmas cactus!

She’s still waiting from last year for Santa to come down the chimney. She swears she’s on the nice list.

Both have placed a cactus under the chimney, to hide and watch how Santa handles it