~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps zooming in on his pics to make it look bigger

Annoyed the zoom doesn’t go in far enough for himself, has to use photoshop instead

 

[awired50]

Downloads photoshop

 

[1verygoodboy]

Repeatedly says "thanks, but it is a hard pass for me" when invited to an orgy. Very demure. Very mindful.

 

[awired50]

Never wants strange sex adventures

 

[BrendaBear]

Never wants strange sex adventures

Was the inspiration for the term “Florida man”

 

[awired50]

Likes straight porn

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes straight porn

Knows way more about porn than I do.

No, wait… they are supposed to be lies, right?

Um… Is lusted after by 1,000s of people.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes straight porn

Likes his porn crooked

@BrendaBear doesn't like any porn that doesn't include a classic porn cliché

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes his porn crooked

Once enslaved a town by sashaying down the sidewalk and mesmerizing everyone into a hypnotic state.

 

[1verygoodboy]

Loves loudly chewing on dried popcorn during sex.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once enslaved a town by sashaying down the sidewalk and mesmerizing everyone into a hypnotic state.

Keeps reading my dream journal

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves loudly chewing on dried popcorn during sex.

Can't have sex with Brenda because he always burns the popcorn

 

[awired50]

Never fantisizes

 

[1verygoodboy]

Takes a specific kind of pleasure from rickrolling their partner right after they pull down their pants

 

[awired50]

Hiding in the corner

 

[BrendaBear]

Hiding in the corner

… which is blocking the camera he hid there and wired into the house.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hiding in the corner

Yells "No one puts baby in a corner" everytime he sees someone in a corner

 

[Chloe_Harper]

… which is blocking the camera he hid there and wired into the house.

Good thing you installed backups for him

 

[awired50]

Really wants to see the footage

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Really wants to see the footage

He hears “footage” and thinks of his foot fetish.

 

[awired50]

Peeps in on all the action in the room

 

[BrendaBear]

He hears “footage” and thinks of his foot fetish.

Had a dance fetish and can be had by any woman who can to that “on point” thing the ballet dancers do.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He hears “footage” and thinks of his foot fetish.

Hears "foot fetish" and does the Looney Tunes ran away

Peeps in on all the action in the room

Keeps installing peepholes to draw more attention. The wall can't be structurely sound much longer

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Had a dance fetish and can be had by any woman who can to that “on point” thing the ballet dancers do.

That on point thing

Keeps practicing that "on point thing" now curious how those darned ballet dancers do it

 

[awired50]

Like ballet danciing nude