~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Wishes he was the famed “cyber lover”

 

[awired50]

Naked at the computer

 

[cactusjack0584]

Naked at the computer

Hacked my webcam… and loves what he sees. I’m hot AF!

 

[subdudeme13]

Would fuck a hornet in the middle of a tornado!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Would fuck a hornet in the middle of a tornado!

I think that would blow…

Fantasizes about watching me fuck a hornet in a tornado.

 

[awired50]

Closes his eyes and vsualizes that while stroking

 

[subdudeme13]

I think that would blow…

Fantasizes about watching me fuck a hornet in a tornado.

That was something we used to say about a guy I worked with. He died doing the deed in the office with a well built hottie. I can still see him being taken out to the ambuilance, his cowboy boots sticking out from underneath a blanket.
RIP Jim!

 

[cactusjack0584]

That was something we used to say about a guy I worked with. He died doing the deed in the office with a well built hottie. I can still see him being taken out to the ambuilance, his cowboy boots sticking out from underneath a blanket.
RIP Jim!

Wants to go out the same way… he calls it an boner-able death

 

[awired50]

Wants to go out the same way… he calls it an boner-able death

Cumming and going at the same time

 

[cactusjack0584]

Cumming and going at the same time

That’s gonna be hard to top…..

Which is what he says about every woman in the bar he’s at

 

[awired50]

Wants to be a top

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants to be a top

Wants to be be a bottom to my top

 

[awired50]

Is really thinking now LOL

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is really thinking now LOL

Is trying to convince himself he doesn’t want all of this!

 

[awired50]

His wheels are turning

 

[cactusjack0584]

His wheels are turning

They are eventually going to get traction… and head straight to my house!

 

[awired50]

Has a visual image

 

[1verygoodboy]

They are a spy from Papua New Guinea in disguise.

 

[awired50]

Pervs over others on the thread

 

[1verygoodboy]

*that's not necessarily a lie*

Worked under the command of Obi Wan during the Clone Wars

 

[awired50]

Doesn't persue cyber sex with others

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks cyber sex is actually having sex with a computer, and is confused why everyone talks about wanting it so bad

 

[awired50]

Keeps having to wipe his screen

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps having to wipe his screen

Got his bits stuck in the usb port, but refuses to call an ambulance.

 

[awired50]

Keeps zooming in on his pics to make it look bigger