~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Like ballet danciing nude

Has always dreamed of staring in "The Nutcracker", but as the Rat King

 

[awired50]

Let's the neighbors watch the ballet

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Let's the neighbors watch the ballet

Tries to rouse the neighbors to watch his ballet instead. Keeps explaining to the cops that ballet is art, and his body is his brush, he can't contain it

 

[BrendaBear]

Tries to rouse the neighbors to watch his ballet instead. Keeps explaining to the cops that ballet is art, and his body is his brush, he can't contain it

Once cruised the Las Vegas strip riding Pee Wee Herman’s bicycle.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once cruised the Las Vegas strip riding Pee Wee Herman’s bicycle.

Insisted I wear a helmet the whole time that looked like a boob

 

[jbeardo1]

Brenda Moonlights as a dildo repair technician, not for financial gain, just does it for the buzz

 

[crazychemgirl]

probably doesn’t even have a beard

 

[Chloe_Harper]

probably doesn’t even have a beard

Is still trying to grow a bear, doesn't understand why it's just not working

 

[BrendaBear]

Is still trying to grow a bear, doesn't understand why it's just not working

Is secretly wondering is @crazychemgirl will concoct a potion to allow her to grow a beard in a day.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is secretly wondering is @crazychemgirl will concoct a potion to allow her to grow a beard in a day.

Has a room in a shed with a cauldron where she cackles and brews said potion on the night of no moon

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a room in a shed with a cauldron where she cackles and brews said potion on the night of no moon

Chloe, it was supposed to not be true! Oh wait.. my potions doesn’t do that, so… okay… carry on.


Is trying to get my secret recipe…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chloe, it was supposed to not be true! Oh wait.. my potions doesn’t do that, so… okay… carry on.


Is trying to get my secret recipe…

Oh, no... just found out her "secret recipe" is really the one she stole from me. Last night. In the ballroom. With a candlestick!

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, no... just found out her "secret recipe" is really the one she stole from me. Last night. In the ballroom. With a candlestick!

She was in the library, examining Mr Green’s “lead pipe”

 

[awired50]

Danced naked in the ballroom

 

[BrendaBear]

Danced naked in the ballroom

Took the secret passage to the other side of the house to find some rope and Mrs White…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Took the secret passage to the other side of the house to find some rope and Mrs White…

Went into the Dining Room looking for Butler service

 

[awired50]

Hid in the secret passage

 

[BrendaBear]

Hid in the secret passage

I was hoping for some fun kinky stuff… wired didn’t bother to look for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was hoping for some fun kinky stuff… wired didn’t bother to look for me.

She’s not actually a bear

 

[BrendaBear]

She’s not actually a bear

Likes to often change her hair color so the authorities don’t recognize her easily.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Likes to often change her hair color so the authorities don’t recognize her easily.

Damn @BrendaBear … now my ploy is exposed!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn @BrendaBear … now my ploy is exposed!!

Likes to ask deep, interesting questions to people so as they hang their head in contemplation, she can eat their tacos.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to ask deep, interesting questions to people so as they hang their head in contemplation, she can eat their tacos.

Refuses to order tacos because they keep getting stolen

 

[SimonSex]

Is on a strict fitness regimen: fitness taco in her mouff

 

[Scarred65]

Has a fetish for nerdy taco delivery drivers