LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Has an obsessive online shopping habit, but only for vibrators.
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
- Thread starter Devlishone4fun
- Start date
Has an obsessive online shopping habit, but only for vibrators.
This is supposed to be lies
Runs around supermarkets putting ludicrous amounts of yogurt in everyone’s cart
AuntieDisco
Dreamy Eskimo
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Is barred from grocery stores because she’s been seen running around the aisles yelling ‘the British are coming!!!’Doesn't realize she's on some peoples' wish list. (Well, she *might* realize it.)
Likes to wear skinny jeans and then complains how he can’t put his wallet in the pocket
LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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AuntieDisco
Dreamy Eskimo
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But yogurt protein is good for the hair!This is supposed to be lies
Runs around supermarkets putting ludicrous amounts of yogurt in everyone’s cart
Does Mime in the subway….business is booming
Coyote100
Age Tames Everyone
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Has been threatened by moderators that she and her cohorts are facing possible expulsion from Lit for monopolizing this thread.
I know, you’re just helping everyone
Taught me how to mime, including the importance of describing each action
kieranhalcyon01
Delicious cereal
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Is secretly the FBI agent assigned to monitor all of us degenerates on litI know, you’re just helping everyone
Taught me how to mime, including the importance of describing each action
Calls himself cereal in the knowledge we’ll all assume he’s not, but is exactly that - a prototype resulting from a countrywide research project
AuntieDisco
Dreamy Eskimo
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And I thought we were discreet.
On a full moon he turns into human
Is fluent in 5 languages and hacks into secure systems when bored on a weekend
Founded Anonymous, the initial aim being to hack into her alma mater and change her major to ‘Everything’
LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Can't get enough of dry humping on first dates.
Sammysub07
Spicy Brat
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Posts ads for first dates looking to exclusively dry hump
BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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Can’t get enough of dry toast when watching the Blues Brothers movie.
AlexBailey
Kinky Tomgirl
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Sammysub07
Spicy Brat
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Ads jam to her toast while watching the Blues brothers movie!
Has a secret kink that involves lemonade
Sammysub07
Spicy Brat
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Makes lustfuls lemonade to fuel his kink
Was an extra on the Blues Brothers
AlexBailey
Kinky Tomgirl
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LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Cwtchseeker
Best Welsh Cuddler
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Shake Your Tailfeather was written after the Blues Brother spotted getting something from the bottom shelf in the grocery store
sells it to her at bulk discount
Will sell the recipe but only if you owe him one…Wants the recipe, badly
MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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doesnt really like to cuddle but uses it to get close enough to steal wallets
Sammysub07
Spicy Brat
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trades wallets for lemonade recipes
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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Doesn't drink lemonade unless it's spiked.
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