~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Is not, despite her username, actually a bear

But is just as ferocious!

Has a weird obsession with bears

 

[BrendaBear]

Is not, despite her username, actually a bear

Secretly plans to rule the entire cereal aisle at the Safeway

 

[BrendaBear]

But is just as ferocious!

Has a weird obsession with bears

Prefers bare to bear.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Prefers bare to bear.

Yes, yes I do

Constantly confuses the two terms… has resulted in some funny naked hijinks

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, yes I do

Constantly confuses the two terms… has resulted in some funny naked hijinks

Laughs to himself when people think “Jack” is a name in his username, when it is actually a verb.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Laughs to himself when people think “Jack” is a name in his username, when it is actually a verb.

Calls all genitalia “jack/jill” as a proper name. And has conversations with them, which she considers foreplay.

 

[AlexBailey]

Calls all genitalia “jack/jill” as a proper name. And has conversations with them, which she considers foreplay.

Has a marionette rig for his penis and practices ventriloquism.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a marionette rig for his penis and practices ventriloquism.

Books tickets months in advance for the play, which gets rave reviews

 

[AlexBailey]

Books tickets months in advance for the play, which gets rave reviews

Pays me well for my rave reviews.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pays me well for my rave reviews.

Likes being paid.. but would write rave ones anyway

 

[AlexBailey]

Yes, yes I do

Constantly confuses the two terms… has resulted in some funny naked hijinks

Was mauled by a bare.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was mauled by a bare.

Enjoyed watching get me mauled by a bare

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Enjoyed watching get me mauled by a bare

Last mauled by a bear though

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Last mauled by a bear though

Likes to hug bears... doesn’t always go well

 

[Sammysub07]

It’s entertaining to her to watch people hug bears

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has spent years training bears to hug people… against their will

 

[Sammysub07]

Has a Christmas list full of only dildos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is currently petitioning that dildos only come in sparkly colors

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don’t judge…

Is jealous of my list. @Sammysub07

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is currently petitioning that dildos only come in sparkly colors

Picked up by the cops for public masturbation, again...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is currently petitioning that dildos only come in sparkly colors

Would sign that petition… sparkly… so sparkly…

Is a dildo designer… just not a successful one

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Would sign that petition… sparkly… so sparkly…

Is a dildo designer… just not a successful one

Watches tentacle porn for dildo design inspiration

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Picked up by the cops for public masturbation, again...

Keeps calling the cops on me because I don't let him participate

Would sign that petition… sparkly… so sparkly…

Is a dildo designer… just not a successful one

Keeps hacking into my website to keep my sales down

Watches tentacle porn for dildo design inspiration

Sends his own designs in, but no one can tell what they are supposed to be

 

[Sammysub07]

Sells sparkly dildos from the back of his car at the strip club

@AlwaysDancing

 

[cactusjack0584]

Watches tentacle porn for dildo design inspiration

I don’t know what that is? Is that a thing?