~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlexBailey]

I don’t know what that is? Is that a thing?

Secretly loves tentacle porn

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I don’t know what that is? Is that a thing?

Has Ursula tattooed on his butt

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I don’t know what that is? Is that a thing?

He really does know what it is. He’s the godfather of tentacle porn.

Sells sparkly dildos from the back of his car at the strip club

@AlwaysDancing

You get a sparkly … you get a sparkly.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He really does know what it is. He’s the godfather of tentacle porn.


You get a sparkly … you get a sparkly.

His sparkly dildos are also edible.

 

[BrendaBear]

He really does know what it is. He’s the godfather of tentacle porn.


You get a sparkly … you get a sparkly.

I am still waiting for him to give me a sparkly

 

[BrendaBear]

His sparkly dildos are also edible.

Actually invented the taco flavored one

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually invented the taco flavored one

Taco flavored dildos... doesnt realize taco is a euphemism

 

[cactusjack0584]

A dick covered in glitter is what she calls “sparkly” @BrendaBear

 

[Sammysub07]

Wants more sparkly dicks

 

[BrendaBear]

Taco flavored dildos... doesnt realize taco is a euphemism

Wait... Taco Bell was a bell for calling in .... what the...

Likes to tease me because I keep falling for it.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants more sparkly dicks

Has sooooooo much glitter… you know just in case

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants more sparkly dicks

Has the edible body glitter in her purse, ready to help

@BrendaBear is now taste testing all the dildos

@cactusjack0584 is trying to figure out where glitter comes from

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has the edible body glitter in her purse, ready to help

Has sparkly dildos in her purse, and also glitter

 

[BrendaBear]

Has the edible body glitter in her purse, ready to help

Likes to spray that on @AlwaysDancing , turn the lights off and turn on the black light instead.

 

[Sammysub07]

These are supposed to be lies

@cactusjack0584 Checks women’s purses for edible glitter and dildos

 

[HollyS]

A dick covered in glitter is what she calls “sparkly” @BrendaBear

Tried to hack into Chloe's online dildo business, but ended up in the Krispy Kreme server instead. Decided, "What the hell, since I'm here I may as well fuck things up..."

 

[Sammysub07]

Makes donut shaped dildos with edible glitter

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tried to hack into Chloe's online dildo business, but ended up in the Krispy Kreme server instead. Decided, "What the hell, since I'm here I may as well fuck things up..."

How do you think donuts gets the holes

Frequents the Krispy Kreme I work at… to watch me work

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Makes donut shaped dildos with edible glitter

Only wants ones with sprinkles

@cactusjack0584 is found trying to see how many donuts he can fit on his cock

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only wants ones with sprinkles

Wants crème filled ones

 

[kathyisgr65]

These are supposed to be lies

@cactusjack0584 Checks women’s purses for edible glitter and dildos

Says s

Tried to hack into Chloe's online dildo business, but ended up in the Krispy Kreme server instead. Decided, "What the hell, since I'm here I may as well fuck things up..."

Really just loves Krispy Kreme.. and would have ended up there eventually

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Says s
Really just loves Krispy Kreme.. and would have ended up there eventually

Does not like donuts, or dildos

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only wants ones with sprinkles

@cactusjack0584 is found trying to see how many donuts he can fit on his cock

Answer is only one… don’t ask me how I know…

 

[Sammysub07]

Wants to open a sexual donut shop..cops would be his number one customers

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Answer is only one… don’t ask me how I know…

It was one of those inflatable donuts for the pool