~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Wants to open a sexual donut shop..cops would be his number one customers

Has offered advice on recipes. Doesnt actually know how to bake.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It was one of those inflatable donuts for the pool

Fits in the thread… of lies!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

Hires the wives of cops to bake the donuts @Chloe_Harper

 

[kathyisgr65]

Hires the wives of cops to bake the donuts @Chloe_Harper

Failed to mention she's a wife of the po po..

 

[cactusjack0584]

Failed to mention she's a wife of the po po..

Takes what she calls surveillance videos of the donut shop

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Takes what she calls surveillance videos of the donut shop

Rents the tapes of said shop back for $5 a day.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Rents the tapes of said shop back for $5 a day.

Rents those tapes to study them for... science

 

[Sammysub07]

Pays highest rate for extended rental times for the tapes

 

[kathyisgr65]

Pays highest rate for extended rental times for the tapes

Stars in said videos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pays highest rate for extended rental times for the tapes

Charges people, but doesn't ask for money, she asks them for sparkly dildos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Stars in said videos

Has tried to star in said videos

 

[Sammysub07]

Supposed to be lies!!!

Sells sparkly dildos as a package deal with the tapes

 

[cactusjack0584]

Charges people, but doesn't ask for money, she asks them for sparkly dildos

Secretly wishes she starred in the videos. And bemoans, I wish I was a donut.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supposed to be lies!!!

Sells sparkly dildos as a package deal with the tapes

Is coming over later so we can watch and giggle together

Secretly wishes she starred in the videos. And bemoans, I wish I was a donut.

Also wishes I was a donut

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also wishes I was a donut

Um supposed to be lies….

Decorates people’s houses with Christmas lights… without their permission… naked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Um supposed to be lies….

Decorates people’s houses with Christmas lights… without their permission… naked

Keeps kicking me out of his house before I finish hanging the ornaments they are all penis and cactus shaped just for him!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Keeps kicking me out of his house before I finish hanging the ornaments they are all penis and cactus shaped just for him!

Supplies penis and cacti ornaments year round

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps kicking me out of his house before I finish hanging the ornaments they are all penis and cactus shaped just for him!

Could just ask for a key… it’s shocking to wake up, in the middle of the night… and find you decorating.

 

[Sammysub07]

Redecorates Chloe’s arrangement of cacti and dildos on the tree so there’s no bare spots

 

[cactusjack0584]

Redecorates Chloe’s arrangement of cacti and dildos on the tree so there’s no bare spots

Also naked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supplies penis and cacti ornaments year round

Keeps asking for boob ornaments, but doesn't accept it when I tell him they are back ordered

Could just ask for a key… it’s shocking to wake up, in the middle of the night… and find you decorating.

Doesnt understand the thrill of surprises

 

[cactusjack0584]

Keeps asking for boob ornaments, but doesn't accept it when I tell him they are back ordered

Doesnt understand the thrill of surprises

Loves surprises… but every night… I have to rest a little… ever heard of a refractory period

Is also wearing a grinch mask while decorating

 

[Sammysub07]

Isn’t as surprised as he claims when you find the girls decorating naked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Isn’t as surprised as he claims when you find the girls decorating naked

Has suggested we decorate each other and be his decorations

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Isn’t as surprised as he claims when you find the girls decorating naked

Hides a camera to record herself with the girls while decorating naked