~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BDA73]

I do! I have this little unique spin i do that goes down into a split and then …

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He likes candy corn.

Loves candy crush

(I'm more of a chocolate candy guy)

 

[Taegul]

He lives on a mushroom in the middle of Lake Titicaca.

 

[4urbreedingpleasure]

Spent a whole day at the spa only to realize they thought he was someone else and he'd gotten more services than ordered

 

[kathyisgr65]

Spent a whole day at the spa only to realize they thought he was someone else and he'd gotten more services than ordered

Has a pet rock and it runs away

 

[cactusjack0584]

Threw my pet rock… what a jerk

 

[SimonSex]

Still eating the Halloween candy corn he stole from some neighborhood kids.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Only eats through a straw. Not because he has to, he just loves to suck

 

[SimonSex]

Wear tights and leg warmers to Zumba class

 

[F3x0r]

Wears tights to business meetings

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wear tights and leg warmers to Zumba class

It's basically more fun Jazzercise. You should now, you keep showing up in your Barbie pink leotard slurping on whatever is your cup

Wears tights to business meetings

Wishes sucking was all ladies thought about. Keeps hearing about it and how wonderful it is. Can't help but tent his own business tights

 

[HollyS]

Takes his lucky rabbit's foot to meetings.
@F3x0r

 

[smtst5]

Takes his lucky rabbit's foot to meetings.
@F3x0r

Takes her lucky rabbit vibe to meetings

 

[MiaBabe23]

Takes his lucky rabbit's foot to meetings.

Does the same but doesn’t want to harm the rabbit so carries a live rabbit to every meeting

 

[HollyS]

It's basically more fun Jazzercise. You should now, you keep showing up in your Barbie pink leotard slurping on whatever is your cup

Wishes sucking was all ladies thought about. Keeps hearing about it and how wonderful it is. Can't help but tent his own business tights

Has a Barbie sippie-cup she takes to Zumba. It's full of vodka.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a Barbie sippie-cup she takes to Zumba. It's full of vodka.

It’s really a BDC (Big Dumb Cup) full of Vodka.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Takes her lucky rabbit vibe to meetings

Is now searching for something lucky

Does the same but doesn’t want to harm the rabbit so carries a live rabbit to every meeting

Does the same but with a parrot. Doesn't get all the pirate jokes.

Has a Barbie sippie-cup she takes to Zumba. It's full of vodka.

Offered me a glittery scrunchy and match wristbands in exchange for a sip. Was immediately drunk

 

[SimonSex]

Who’s up for a Barbie, Zumba, BDC & Vodka adventure?!?!

 

[Jaws82]

Is now searching for something lucky

Does the same but with a parrot. Doesn't get all the pirate jokes.

Offered me a glittery scrunchy and match wristbands in exchange for a sip. Was immediately drunk

Distilled her own vodka

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Swims in an appropriately-sized pool of vodka

 

[F3x0r]

Is the waiter that pores the vodka

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Who’s up for a Barbie, Zumba, BDC & Vodka adventure?!?!

Currently googling where he can buy a BDH (Big Dumb Hat), a BDC, and have them both monogrammed in time for his glamping trip

Distilled her own vodka

Taste tested for me once. Woke up the next day in a dark alley, a new tattoo, a note in his pocket saying "feed the fish", but otherwise no memory

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is the one that left the note. Even she doesn’t know what it means. She was also drunk. @Chloe_Harper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is the one who convinced them to worry about the poor fish. Cruel, cruel man that he is.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is a fishmonger. Who’s cruel now?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Buys unethically-raised fish. Still the cruel one.