~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Catches fish then punches them in the face, before releasing them, for fun! He’s a monster

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Tenderization & training are important!

Goes spearfishing with a vibe instead of a pointy bit.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tenderization & training are important!

Goes spearfishing with a vibe instead of a pointy bit.

Lives in the past

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also goes “spear fishing” but doesn’t use a spear, he uses… well… his penis @UsuallyPresent

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Also goes “spear fishing” but doesn’t use a spear, he uses… well… his penis

Tried to use his penis for spear fishing... was enjoying that suction a little too much

 

[kathyisgr65]

Also goes “spear fishing” but doesn’t use a spear, he uses… well… his penis

*He?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tried to use his penis for spear fishing... was enjoying that suction a little too much

Again.. lies. I feel you people are learning way too much about my sexual habits!

Also enjoys suction

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Again.. lies. I feel you people are learning way too much about my sexual habits!

Also enjoys suction

Has to go to the doctor because he isn't sure if he's covered in multiple hickeys or a new form of pox

 

[cactusjack0584]

*He?

Corrected… sorry

Has an electric eel to please her when lonely

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has to go to the doctor because he isn't sure if he's covered in multiple hickeys or a new form of pox

Why can’t it be both?

Is the doctor and does a thorough, and I mean thorough exam…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Why can’t it be both?

Is the doctor and does a thorough, and I mean thorough exam…

Requested that I wear a slutty nurse costume for the exam. Took a pink dildo instead of a lollipop at the end of the exam

 

[cactusjack0584]

Requested that I wear a slutty nurse costume for the exam. Took a pink dildo instead of a lollipop at the end of the exam

Um yes please…. I mean uh what?

Does not know where lollipops are supposed to go

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is a world renowned cactus distributor with clients as big as IKEA

 

[cactusjack0584]

Constantly steals said cacti from all location. Just be warned, corporate is aware.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Constantly steals said cacti from all location. Just be warned, corporate is aware.

Corporate is the name of his new hound

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Corporate is the name of his new hound

Is snitching to corporate, man if the news got out that he....... I mean...... no one knows who the snitch is that will get lots of stitches for blabbing to corporate for all the shenanigans happening at every cacti distribution location.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is snitching to corporate, man if the news got out that he....... I mean...... no one knows who the snitch is that will get lots of stitches for blabbing to corporate for all the shenanigans happening at every cacti distribution location.

Is ready to take care of the snitches... and their stitches.

 

[F3x0r]

Smells of a smell that's no quite entirely unlike tea

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is ready to take care of the snitches... and their stitches.

This is supposed to be lies!!!

Is so sqeemish with stitches that she will pass out if she even sees a needle and thread.

@F3x0r is a tea kingpin and will have you in a teabag sinking in the harbor for snitching.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This is supposed to be lies!!!

Is so sqeemish with stitches that she will pass out if she even sees a needle and thread.

@F3x0r is a tea kingpin and will have you in a teabag sinking in the harbor for snitching.

Likes using @F3x0r tea bagging skills for snitches... and for other things

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t know what teabagging is

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn’t know what teabagging is

Also doesn't know. Posted this in hopes someone will explain over the thread to him

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also doesn't know. Posted this in hopes someone will explain over the thread to him

Doesn’t know there is no thread… this is all in her mind…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn’t know there is no thread… this is all in her mind…

How'd you get in here?

Is telepathically inserting himself into everyone's dirty fantasies.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Doesn’t know there is no thread… this is all in her mind…

Has watched The Matrix so much he thinks he is Neo, but in cactus form.

@Chloe_Harper used hooked on phonics, and it didn't work for her.