~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

How'd you get in here?

Is telepathically inserting himself into everyone's dirty fantasies.

Nope… I am everyone’s dirty fantasy!!!!

Also is in a coma, she was involved in a teabagging accident months ago.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has watched The Matrix so much he thinks he is Neo, but in cactus form.

Takes both the blue and the red pills. That's why he believes himself knighted

Nope… I am everyone’s dirty fantasy!!!!

Also is in a coma, she was involved in a teabagging accident months ago.

Owes me a ton of money in hospital bills

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has watched The Matrix so much he thinks he is Neo, but in cactus form.

@Chloe_Harper used hooked on phonics, and it didn't work for her.

Sold her a knock off of hooked on phonics. Called huked onn fonix.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Takes both the blue and the red pills. That's why he believes himself knighted

Owes me a ton of money in hospital bills

Won’t pay a dime! I’ll see you in court… when you wake up from your coma of course… also maybe clean up in here… it soooooooo dirty

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Won’t pay a dime! I’ll see you in court… when you wake up from your coma of course… also maybe clean up in here… it soooooooo dirty

His representation in court are just cacti with neck ties. And @SirConradPeckereye, no one knows why he's there though

 

[cactusjack0584]

His representation in court are just cacti with neck ties. And @SirConradPeckereye, no one knows why he's there though

He’s (@SirConradPeckereye) my material witness. He likes material. Like paper and cotton. And also can see them!

Is in the courtroom wearing a tiara, no one knows why that is either

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

He’s (@SirConradPeckereye) my material witness. He likes material. Like paper and cotton. And also can see them!

Is in the courtroom wearing a tiara, no one knows why that is either

Is just yelling "you can't handle the truth" a bunch as his lawyer is trying to get him to shut up so he won't be found in contempt of court.

@Chloe_Harper has a closet full of nothing but tiaras, pretty much has one for every single day of the year.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is just yelling "you can't handle the truth" a bunch as his lawyer is trying to get him to shut up so he won't be found in contempt of court.

Keeps saying “I object!” To no one in particular, maybe the bird outside the window? Also isn’t wearing pants.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is just yelling "you can't handle the truth" a bunch as his lawyer is trying to get him to shut up so he won't be found in contempt of court.

Somehow has a full afternoon tea service happening in court

Keeps saying “I object!” To no one in particular, maybe the bird outside the window? Also isn’t wearing pants.

Is dressed in a traditional kimono

 

[cactusjack0584]

Somehow has a full afternoon tea service happening in court

Is dressed in a traditional kimono

Randomly jumps up on the table and starts clucking like a chicken, angrily, at the jury. No one knows what the hell is happening?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Keeps saying “I object!” To no one in particular, maybe the bird outside the window? Also isn’t wearing pants.

Knows I'm not talking to the birds, because birds aren't real!!

Somehow has a full afternoon tea service happening in court

Is trying to teabag my server trying to serve me my afternoon tea.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Knows I'm not talking to the birds, because birds aren't real!!

Is trying to teabag my server trying to serve me my afternoon tea.

Starts telling me that Chloe isn’t real
because she’s a bird. I have to remind him that she’s merely acting like one.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Starts telling me that Chloe isn’t real
because she’s a bird. I have to remind him that she’s merely acting like one.

Failed to mention the fact that as @Chloe_Harper is acting like a bird, her head is completely turned around monitoring us for the CIA files on us both....

 

[cactusjack0584]

Failed to mention the fact that as @Chloe_Harper is acting like a bird, her head is completely turned around monitoring us for the CIA files on us both....

Notices the same thing… he panics! he throws a smoke bomb and vanishes… poof… his top hat is all that’s left spinning on the table…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Notices the same thing… he panics! he throws a smoke bomb and vanishes… poof… his top hat is all that’s left spinning on the table…

Wakes up in a sweat, realizing it was just all a dream... only, @SirConradPeckereye's top hat is spinning on the pillow next to him

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wakes up in a sweat, realizing it was just all a dream... only, @SirConradPeckereye's top hat is spinning on the pillow next to him

Wakes up, sweaty and sore all over, only to roll over into cacti thorns and notices a top hat spinning on the pillow next to her...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wakes up, sweaty and sore all over, only to roll over into cacti thorns and notices a top hat spinning on the pillow next to her...

Wakes up, sweaty and notices a bird outside his window…. The camera pans out as he screams… NOOOOOOOOO

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fuck we should write movies or some shit! @Chloe_Harper @SirConradPeckereye

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wakes up, sweaty and notices a bird outside his window…. The camera pans out as he screams… NOOOOOOOOO

Has a conspiracy board in his room with all those photos and connecting colored strings. The purpose? To uncover the truth to “Inception!”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a conspiracy board in his room with all those photos and connecting colored strings. The purpose? To uncover the truth to “Inception!”

Also has a conspiracy board and hidden camera in his room taping my conspiracy board… also connecting strings to photos!

MEGA INCEPTION!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Also has a conspiracy board and hidden camera taping your conspiracy board… also connecting strings to photos!

MEGA INCEPTION!

The sequel.

What does the spinning top hat mean?!?

And Jack knows. He’s offered me a red and blue pill. Do I dare?

 

[cactusjack0584]

The sequel.

What does the spinning top hat mean?!?

And Jack knows. He’s offered me a red and blue pill. Do I dare?

They are both laxatives, he’s actually on a prank show and has no idea. A very very very very very complicated prank show.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

They are both laxatives, he’s actually on a prank show and has no idea. A very very very very very complicated prank show.

He tested both pills on separate occasions to make sure they work. Wishes he hadn't done so on the day of his big speech

 

[cactusjack0584]

He tested both pills on separate occasions to make sure they work. Wishes he hadn't done so on the day of his big speech

Actually switched out the pills for viagra and made me keep knocking down the podium.

it was a small podium

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually switched out the pills for viagra and made me keep knocking down the podium.

it was a small podium

He still has an erection, and that was weeks ago