~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Takes both the blue and the red pills. That's why he believes himself knighted

Owes me a ton of money in hospital bills
Won’t pay a dime! I’ll see you in court… when you wake up from your coma of course… also maybe clean up in here… it soooooooo dirty 😏
 
He’s (@SirConradPeckereye) my material witness. He likes material. Like paper and cotton. And also can see them!

Is in the courtroom wearing a tiara, no one knows why that is either
Is just yelling "you can't handle the truth" a bunch as his lawyer is trying to get him to shut up so he won't be found in contempt of court.

@Chloe_Harper has a closet full of nothing but tiaras, pretty much has one for every single day of the year.
 
Is just yelling "you can't handle the truth" a bunch as his lawyer is trying to get him to shut up so he won't be found in contempt of court.
Somehow has a full afternoon tea service happening in court
Keeps saying “I object!” To no one in particular, maybe the bird outside the window? Also isn’t wearing pants.
Is dressed in a traditional kimono
 
Keeps saying “I object!” To no one in particular, maybe the bird outside the window? Also isn’t wearing pants.
Knows I'm not talking to the birds, because birds aren't real!!
Somehow has a full afternoon tea service happening in court
Is trying to teabag my server trying to serve me my afternoon tea.
 
They are both laxatives, he’s actually on a prank show and has no idea. A very very very very very complicated prank show.
He tested both pills on separate occasions to make sure they work. Wishes he hadn't done so on the day of his big speech
 
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