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[cactusjack0584]

Notices his prick(s) hair is gone

Not much there to begin with… always trim the bushes…

Is how he prefers to keep his private area tidy… using fire…

 

[awired50]

Is porudly strutting out of the " burning bush."

 

[cactusjack0584]

Says the burning bush told him to burn more things…

 

[awired50]

Is filming the dangling bells.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants to be in a sexy Christmas song video… or just a sexy video… jingle jingle

 

[naughty_stories]

Jingle Bells... Batman smells...

 

[awired50]

Doesn't know it but he's a poet.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn't know it but he's a poet.

He secretly hangs out at construction sites and writes down all the lewd comments they yell at pretty women walking past.... so he can try them out later on his special lady.

 

[awired50]

Likes to flirts on the "

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[ALovelyNudist]

Claims to protect the brown bear in America but actually funnels donations to fuel her own dildo collection

He secretly hangs out at construction sites and writes down all the lewd comments they yell at pretty women walking past.... so he can try them out later on his special lady.

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes to flirts on the "

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Honey, I like to flirt everywhere.

And he is taking notes about my flirting also.

Claims to protect the brown bear in America but actually funnels donations to fuel her own dildo collection

She's hosts a website showing off my dildo collection.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Honey, I like to flirt everywhere.

And he is taking notes about my flirting also.


She's hosts a website showing off my dildo collection.

But I haven’t been paid in 3 months

 

[BrendaBear]

But I haven’t been paid in 3 months

Somewhere, and I have no idea where that is, she got the idea she'd get paid for the honor of hosting that website.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZjJBxJecWC0AAAAd/what-whatever.gif

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Somewhere, and I have no idea where that is, she got the idea she'd get paid for the honor of hosting that website.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZjJBxJecWC0AAAAd/what-whatever.gif

You promised me when I was eating your vagina

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Somewhere, and I have no idea where that is, she got the idea she'd get paid for the honor of hosting that website.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZjJBxJecWC0AAAAd/what-whatever.gif

Is willing to compromise.. but what she's asking for is pricey... and illegal... and involves murder

You promised me when I was eating your vagina

Has vivid lucid dreams about eating vaginas while getting promised many things

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is willing to compromise.. but what she's asking for is pricey... and illegal... and involves murder

Has vivid lucid dreams about eating vaginas while getting promised many things

Calls out other people for having lucid dreams but is the one who fucked a cucumber whilst sleep walking round the house

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also has vivid dreams about eating… that’s it just eating… like in a fancy restaurant or delicatessen @Chloe_Harper

 

[cactusjack0584]

Calls out other people for having lucid dreams but is the one who fucked a cucumber whilst sleep walking round the house

Does the same but doesn’t sleepwalk

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Does the same but doesn’t sleepwalk

But this guy does it too!

 

[Wriggle]

But this guy does it too!

She's not a spy.

 

[cactusjack0584]

But this guy does it too!

So? Wait I mean… no I don’t…

Wants to follow me around the house when I’m “sleep-fucking”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Also has vivid dreams about eating… that’s it just eating… like in a fancy restaurant or delicatessen @Chloe_Harper

Also has vivid dreams about eating... but it's all about @ALovelyNudist's cucumber

 

[subdudeme13]

Has dreams about more than cucumbers

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also has vivid dreams about eating... but it's all about @ALovelyNudist's cucumber

Only while in use… I mean…

Regular masturbates while making cucumber salad. Not with the cucumbers just as she mixing the ingredients

 

[naughty_stories]

Tries all the cucumbers at the store before taking one home