Cwtchseeker
Best Welsh Cuddler
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2017
- Posts
- 18,840
Added bananas to @SirConradPeckereye pants to throw the monkeys offHe was trying to get her to stuff something else in him, but she wasn't interested in that apparently.
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Added bananas to @SirConradPeckereye pants to throw the monkeys offHe was trying to get her to stuff something else in him, but she wasn't interested in that apparently.
Gets confused between burqas and bikinis…Is completely against nudity. Thinks everyone should wear burqas
Really like seeking sandwiches but it terrible at spelling.Gets confused between burqas and bikinis…
Enslaves Litsters to make human sandwiches… oh sorry lies…. Makes Human Sandwiches with Enslaved Litsters…. Oh fuck..Really like seeking sandwiches but it terrible at spelling.
Tells everyone his name is about a wonderful hug but actually is calling everyone else a major wanker.Enslaves Litsters to make human sandwiches… oh sorry lies…. Makes Human Sandwiches with Enslaved Litsters…. Oh fuck..
Doesn’t like sandwiches…![]()
Gets wank her and spank her confused.Gets wanker and wank her confused
Is actually never confused about anythingGets wank her and spank her confused.
Loves to go to the grocery store and fondle all the eggplant.Is actually never confused about anything
Prefers to buy her eggplants all pre-fondled.... or is it fondle-free?Loves to go to the grocery store and fondle all the eggplant.
Has to check the eggplantLoves to go to the grocery store and fondle all the eggplant.
Likes putting fishnets on her vegetables at home, you know, for decorationPrefers to buy her eggplants all pre-fondled.... or is it fondle-free?![]()
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Buys every single one of my statues. Asked me to add googly eyes to all of them firstMakes statues from eggplants pineapples and cucumbers
Knows that googly eyes makes anything sexierBuys every single one of my statues. Asked me to add googly eyes to all of them first.
loves when eyes look around in crazy, different directions. It's why he has so many pictures of Cookie Monster saved on his phoneKnows that googly eyes makes anything sexier
She keeps pictures also, but they are of the nookie monster.loves when eyes look around in crazy, different directions. It's why he has so many pictures of Cookie Monster saved on his phone
Works for the CIA as a deep deep undercover agent.She keeps pictures also, but they are of the nookie monster.
Keeps getting asked to go deeper. He's doing his best, dammit!Works for the CIA as a deep deep undercover agent.
Hates the sun, worships the moon actually and wears hats at night so as to not get moon burnt.Works for the CIA as a deep deep undercover agent.
Loves participating in historical reenactments, especially civil war battles. Always volunteers to be one of the first to fall though, so he can just lay on the groundHates the sun, worships the moon actually and weats hats at night so as to not get moon burnt.
@Chloe_Harper can't spell or write for shit, it's all done by AI.
Only visits civil war reenactments to pick up men, wants to get the old cannister shot if ya know what I mean.Loves participating in historical reenactments, especially civil war battles. Always volunteers to be one of the first to fall though, so he can just lay on the ground
also goes to try to pick up men... to help bury something in the desert. also on how to find the desert.Only visits civil war reenactments to pick up men, wants to get the old cannister shot if ya know what I mean.![]()