ALovelyNudist
Passionate Nudist
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Just steals the cucumbers and eats them all like a normal person
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cactusjack0584
Broken
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Got to find the right one.. right? For eating… totally for eating…
Tries all the eggplants before buying one… not for eating
naughty_stories
once was a virgin
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Has moved on from cucumbers to artichokes
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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Only gets his vegetables used...
cactusjack0584
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Only uses her vegetables…
cactusjack0584
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Buys a lot of pineapples… and lube… together… at the same time
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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Also watches, then approaches and makes personal recommendations just to make them feel awkward
cactusjack0584
Broken
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Judges the recommendations offered. And says under her breathe, “that won’t fit there.”
crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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he chose the name cactus after he fell into one and now has permanent nerve damage
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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She says fell, but I saw her push him into the cactus
cactusjack0584
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Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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Thinks everyone should wear shirts always. Never wants to see another topless person again!
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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Once danced topless at her office Christmas party with a lampshade on her head.
Chloe_Harper
LilBrat🫶DemonSpawn
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Also danced topless at that Christmas party. Revolts were had
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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Got a standing ovation singing Santa Baby at the Christmas party. When she stopped singing.
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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Actually hates breasts, and cringes at even the thought of seeing any and passes out when he actually does see any.
BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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He must be very careful around boobs because he is easily hypnotized by their lovely shape and the way they move... and when he is under the spell, the woman can get him to do anything.
Photog1rl
My steaks too juicy
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Doesn't know anything about cars and hates cats.
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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Hates taking photos, thinks that a part of her soul is taken away with each photo that is taken of her. So she will cut you if you ever try.
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Stuffs his pants with an eggplant. I keep trying to tell him "the bulge" goes in the front... but... 
SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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Stuffed her pants with bananas, told her that isn't usually what most men are looking for. She insisted and now wonders why the monkeys always follow her at the zoo...Stuffs his pants with an eggplant. I keep trying to tell him "the bulge" goes in the front... but...
BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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He was trying to get her to stuff something else in him, but she wasn't interested in that apparently.Stuffed her pants with bananas, told her that isn't usually what most men are looking for. She insisted and now wonders why the monkeys always follow her at the zoo...
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