~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

thinks im cute when i pout

Started working out immediately!!! And when he wins next year he’s going to be all, “Don’t call it a come-back!”

 

[TXRafe]

Secretly wants to be Chloe’s pet

has had better ideas...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

has had better ideas...

He says. Taking notes. Because it was the best idea of the night.

Cheers, Tx … appreciate your humor so much.

 

[TXRafe]

Secretly wants to be Chloe’s pet

blushed all over when she heard me use the phrase "i want to clean you like a cat"

 

[Sammysub07]

blushed all over when she heard me use the phrase "i want to clean you like a cat"

Supposed to be lies

Meows for Chloe every morning

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Started working out immediately!!! And when he wins next year he’s going to be all, “Don’t call it a come-back!”

Has decided to be a judge again next year. Is going to implement a random dance segment that will be worth 50% of the score

has had better ideas...

Has asked me to only refer to him as Tiger from now on

Supposed to be lies

Meows for Chloe every morning

Helped me pick out his collar. It's sparkly and pink

 

[TXRafe]

Supposed to be lies

Meows for Chloe every morning

likes it when i chuff and rub my scent all over her

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has decided to be a judge again next year. Is going to implement a random dance segment that will be worth 50% of the score

Has asked me to only refer to him as Tiger from now on

Helped me pick out his collar. It's sparkly and pink

Is choreographing next year’s opening number with legos.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is choreographing next year’s opening number with legos.

I would be if you hadn't forgotten to get me the Lego set I asked for

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I would be if you hadn't forgotten to get me the Lego set I asked for

It’s not Christmas, yet, princess.

She tried to peak at all her presents but couldn’t get past the laser grid

 

[naughty_stories]

Can't manage Legos prefers duplo blocks

 

[Sammysub07]

Can't manage Legos prefers duplo blocks

Never learned how to build with regular legos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s not Christmas, yet, princess.

She tried to peak at all her presents but couldn’t get past the laser grid

Fucking laser grid!

Can't manage Legos prefers duplo blocks

Can't manage either. Sits and plays with himself instead

Never learned how to build with regular legos

Is trying to help me break the lasers

 

[Sammysub07]

Fucking laser grid!

Can't manage either. Sits and plays with himself instead

Is trying to help me break the lasers

Uses mirrors to deflect the direction of lasers so I can sneak in on the gifts..princess team work

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dammit, Sammy. Stop helping Chloe beat my security!!!

Chloe was about to peak but in the end her conscience got the best of her and she decided to wait for Christmas.

And that, ladies and gentlemen… is the most untrue lie of the night

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fucking laser grid!

Can't manage either. Sits and plays with himself instead

Is trying to help me break the lasers

Is making quotation marks with her hands while saying "lasers" like Dr Evil, while petting her hairless cat Mr. Peanutsworth.

@AlwaysDancing is doing the electric slide as he types responses.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Fucking laser grid!

Can't manage either. Sits and plays with himself instead

Is trying to help me break the lasers

Gets muddled with the kitchen light switch

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Uses mirrors to deflect the direction of lasers so I can sneak in on the gifts..princess team work

Wonder Princess Power … activate.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is making quotation marks with her hands while saying "lasers" like Dr Evil, while petting her hairless cat Mr. Peanutsworth.

@AlwaysDancing is doing the electric slide as he types responses.

Stop saying you're my cat

Gets muddled with the kitchen light switch

Well, stop hanging random pictures of breakfast food over them

Wonder Princess Power … activate.

Is not getting any coal this year. He is the perfect representation of the nice list

 

[naughty_stories]

Stop saying you're my cat

Prefers a turtle because they move very slowly

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is not getting any coal this year. He is the perfect representation of the nice list

Yeahhhh
Wait. Fuck. It’s a lie.

She once put a star on the bottom of the Christmas tree because she couldn’t find a ladder.

Prefers a turtle because they move very slowly

Wore a turtle neck to the race because he thought it would help him beat the hairy guy.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I

Stop saying you're my cat

Well, stop hanging random pictures of breakfast food over them

Is not getting any coal this year. He is the perfect representation of the nice list

darent put a dimmer switch in the kitchen then

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeahhhh
Wait. Fuck. It’s a lie.

She once put a star on the bottom of the Christmas tree because she couldn’t find a ladder.


Wore a turtle neck to the race because he thought it would help him beat the hairy guy.

Refuses to get me a ladder as a form of "punishment"

I

darent put a dimmer switch in the kitchen then

Really won't because he electrocuted himself last time he tried

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I

darent put a dimmer switch in the kitchen then

Is trying to start the next Great London Fire so that relatives will stop trying to compare him to his great great great grandfather.

@Chloe_Harper wishes I was her evil cat sidekick so that her evil plans wouldn't suck.

 

[naughty_stories]

Tripped Mrs. O'Leary's cow into the lantern