~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Refuses to get me a ladder as a form of "punishment"

Really won't because he electrocuted himself last time he tried

I feel like as punishments go, that one comes up a little short

Is trying to start the next Great London Fire so that relatives will stop trying to compare him to his great great great grandfather.

@Chloe_Harper wishes I was her evil cat sidekick so that her evil plans wouldn't suck.

His grea great relative was also known as Soaghetti Ed; the Mauler of Butcher Street

 

[Sammysub07]

I feel like as punishments go, that one comes up a little short


His grea great relative was also known as Soaghetti Ed; the Mauler of Butcher Street

His punishments always come up a little short

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Refuses to get me a ladder as a form of "punishment"

Really won't because he electrocuted himself last time he tried

Is rubbish with ladders

 

[Chloe_Harper]

His punishments always come up a little short

Is working with me to hide one of @AlwaysDancing's socks from each pair

 

[Sammysub07]

Is working with me to hide one of @AlwaysDancing's socks from each pair

Ohhh I love this form of mischief!

Puts photos of us all over the house so he feels like we’re watching him look for his missing socks!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ohhh I love this form of mischief!

Puts photos of us all over the house so he feels like we’re watching him look for his missing socks!

Has a whole room with monopoly man photos all over the wall, has some sort of huge kink for him for some reason.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ohhh I love this form of mischief!

Puts photos of us all over the house so he feels like we’re watching him look for his missing socks!

Is tying all the stolen socks together to be our new tree garland

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Ohhh I love this form of mischief!

Puts photos of us all over the house so he feels like we’re watching him look for his missing socks!

Wrote a book about being the ultimate sub.
Now wants a publisher...any takers out there?
Did I mention it cums with pictures?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Is rubbish with ladders

Trust me, in a northern bloke and the best fix for ladders is nail varnish

 

[Sammysub07]

Is tying all the stolen socks together to be our new tree garland

Wraps the tree a little tight with the sock garland

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is tying all the stolen socks together to be our new tree garland

And every sock is stuffed with coal.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And every sock is stuffed with coal.

Don't make me pout, Daddy

The coal is actually all made of the Legos he promised me

 

[naughty_stories]

Tries to burn the lego coal in the fireplace

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tries to burn the lego coal in the fireplace

Nooooooooo

Made a lego car but was sad when he didn’t fit in the front seat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Nooooooooo

Made a lego car but was sad when he didn’t fit in the front seat

Also made a lego car, is big sad it doesn't make vroom noises

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Don't make me pout, Daddy

The coal is actually all made of the Legos he promised me

Aren't diamonds actually coal...sorry I'll ask someone more sensible.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Aren't diamonds actually coal...sorry I'll ask someone more sensible.

Umm

When he plays Poker he called out “Coal Flush!”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Umm

When he plays Poker he called out “Coal Flush!”

Doesn't know how to play poker, that's why he is always yelling out " go fish" while playing.

 

[naughty_stories]

Got a flush and flooded the bathroom

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn't know how to play poker, that's why he is always yelling out " go fish" while playing.

Yeah. Because I didn’t have the hand and he was trying to raise.

How do you play?

Got a flush and flooded the bathroom

Got a pair and did something courageous.

 

[naughty_stories]

Got a pair and did something courageous.

Tries to grow a pair as a buy one get one deal

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tries to grow a pair as a buy one get one deal

Was always told shoes grow on trees, is finding out that might not be the case, but he does now have a yard full of half buried shoes.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

We were in a barns and noble, and I saw this dude “oh fuck off” another guy who asked to be directed to a copy of “quantum mechanics for dummies.”

 

[BrendaBear]

Was always told shoes grow on trees, is finding out that might not be the case, but he does now have a yard full of half buried shoes.

Is know for wearing a monocle because he is actually too cheap to buy both lenses.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We were in a barns and noble, and I saw this dude “oh fuck off” another guy who asked to be directed to a copy of “quantum mechanics for dummies.”

Was only in the Barnes and Noble to use the bathroom

Is know for wearing a monocle because he is actually too cheap to buy both lenses.

Likes to smudge his one lense