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Saw it and tried to be Wile E Coyote and get in there but hit the wall insteadPaints a pussy on the wal to see if that works.
Flattens his cock on impactSaw it and tried to be Wile E Coyote and get in there but hit the wall instead
Does a leap and small dance each time she sees something she likesThinks the Hokey Cokey really IS what's its all about?
Is currently making love to his computer screenIs naked at the computer this morning
Goes bowling with said neighborSays it is pics of his neighbor
Throws deliberate gutter balls so men get close to show her how to bowl
What? I don’t wonder about that… I know… but if you’re curious, ask @AlwaysDancing … he knows about my suck skills….Wonders if she sucks good or sucks bad...
Hasn’t had enough caffeine and is wearing too many clothesWhat? I don’t wonder about that… I know… but if you’re curious, ask @AlwaysDancing… he knows about my suck skills….
Wired already had too much caffeine today and is totally wired.
That’s diabolical!!! I love it!Replaces people’s coffee with decaf
Also replaces their tea with decaf tooThat’s diabolical!!! I love it!
Okay, I absolutely love this…Replaces people’s coffee with decaf
No no no no no no. You stay away from my coffeeOkay, I absolutely love this…
She told me where to get the decaf coffee…
Sits in the park and makes bird sounds at people walking pastNo no no no no no. You stay away from my coffee
Only drinks Coca-Cola. Thinks Pepsi is the actual worst. Bleh
What?? Are you an alt for my childhood best friend??No no no no no no. You stay away from my coffee
Only drinks Coca-Cola. Thinks Pepsi is the actual worst. Bleh
Hates the fork for running away with her spoon.Sits in the park and makes bird sounds at people walking past