Named his dick Hans Solo... because he's used to handling it solo
Someone (AD) gave me horrible directions and I ended up at a party with a bunch of Storm Troopers fresh off their shift. AD was there to DJ the party
Cosplays as an ewok at furry conventions...Named his dick Hans Solo... because he's used to handling it solo
Someone (AD) gave me horrible directions and I ended up at a party with a bunch of Storm Troopers fresh off their shift. AD was there to DJ the party
loves that my dick is nicknamed hans solo because every time she cums thinking about it i say...Named his dick Hans Solo... because he's used to handling it solo
Someone (AD) gave me horrible directions and I ended up at a party with a bunch of Storm Troopers fresh off their shift. AD was there to DJ the party
Gotta lay down these sick galactic beats!Named his dick Hans Solo... because he's used to handling it solo
Someone (AD) gave me horrible directions and I ended up at a party with a bunch of Storm Troopers fresh off their shift. AD was there to DJ the party
Says he doesn’t like furries but he’s always hacking up hairballs
loves that my dick is nicknamed hans solo because every time she cums thinking about it i say...
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insists I dress like Princess Leia because he believes he's really Han SoloHe stole the Death Star and renamed it the Dance Star
will only wear the metal bikini because it comes with a collar and leash
He stole the Death Star and renamed it the Dance Star
And it makes my boobs look fantastic
Is actively looking for a man to RP as Jabba IRL...
thinks im just being in character when i chordal, "ho ho ho ho ho"
Named his hairless puppy, Salacious Crumb.
Tried to volunteer, but kept getting distracted by the pop up ads on his phone
Wait a second... asked if he could wear the gold bikini for once
Googles these references because he doesn't actually know any of them
Ìs trying to write a best selling novel, but has run out of ideas.
Write a three sentence story, said it was a novel idea, and called it a day
Loves to read novels. But only by Dr Seuss
Seussic to my ears.
I think you're confusing me with @Sammysub07
We chant in the kitchen “oh the places you’ll go” while you help me meal prep my green eggs and ham!
100% then you told everyone to sit down, it was time to carve the roast beastWe chant in the kitchen “oh the places you’ll go” while you help me meal prep my green eggs and ham!
Pop out in a Dr. Seuss costume and broke out in rhymes before sitting down to eat
Pouted that I wasn't Thing 2 to her Thing 1
sammy, how many times do i have to tell you, its supposed to be lies!
Nearly pulled his hair out while he watched us run around making a mess of the place
Sends me at least 12 pms a day begging for nudes. It's getting embarrassing...
