~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

I think by easy you meant way more fun

Sure. That's why he never does a puzzle that's more than 24 pieces

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sure. That's why he never does a puzzle that's more than 24 pieces

Always hides pieces so no one can finish the puzzles

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Always hides pieces so no one can finish the puzzles

How dare... I dont hide them. You just lose them. There's a place under the couch that's just a puzzle piece pile

 

[cactusjack0584]

How dare... I dont hide them. You just lose them. There's a place under the couch that's just a puzzle piece pile

Pretends she’s stuck under the couch every time I come over… I’m not complaining just saying…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pretends she’s stuck under the couch every time I come over… I’m not complaining just saying…

Always refuses to actually help, and makes sure I end up actually stuck

 

[cactusjack0584]

Always refuses to actually help, and makes sure I end up actually stuck

Insists taking off her pants will help her get unstuck… again not complaining

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Insists taking off her pants will help her get unstuck… again not complaining

Tends to just use my butt like a table for his drinks until he decides to actually help

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tends to just use my butt like a table for his drinks until he decides to actually help

Insists I use a coaster on her butt table… I’m not a savage…of course I use them

 

[Scarred65]

Refuses to use non-organic bottle openers

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only uses his butt to open bottles

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Only uses his butt to open bottles

Shakes his butt around to make the task harder

 

[cactusjack0584]

Loves opening champagne bottles with her butt

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves opening champagne bottles with her butt

I am not going to say what Jack does with with bottles and his butt… because it is a really bad idea.

I will say, neither Chloe or I do anything with bottles and butts. No lie there.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not going to say what Jack does with with bottles and his butt… because it is a really bad idea.

I will say, neither Chloe or I do anything with bottles and butts. No lie there.

What I do in the privacy of my own home…. I mean… lies all lies!!!!

Creeps in my bushes during my private times…

 

[MiaBabe23]

She’s lying. She does a lotta things with bottles and butts and has written a guide on it

 

[cactusjack0584]

She’s lying. She does a lotta things with bottles and butts and has written a guide on it

Is a coauthor of that same guide

 

[Sammysub07]

Is a coauthor of that same guide

Medically advised against bottles and butts

Buys a collection of bottle shaped dildos

 

[cactusjack0584]

Medically advised against bottles and butts

Buys a collection of bottle shaped dildos

Sells bottle shaped dildos

 

[Sammysub07]

Sells bottle shaped dildos

Supposed to be lies, Mr. Cactus!

Helps me sell the bottles out of a food truck selling funnel cakes

 

[cactusjack0584]

Refuses to sell any of the dildos unless she “properly tests” them first… while eating a funnel cake

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Refuses to sell any of the dildos unless she “properly tests” them first… while eating a funnel cake

Refuses to eat the funnel cake. But never refuses a good time with bottle shaped dildos. Priorities

 

[cactusjack0584]

Refuses to eat the funnel cake. But never refuses a good time with bottle shaped dildos. Priorities

Hey um lies…

Offers a great time, and is well versed in bottle shaped dildo play.

 

[Sammysub07]

Hey um lies…

Offers a great time, and is well versed in bottle shaped dildo play.

Gives a heads up during testing before a shopper shows up

 

[cactusjack0584]

Gives a heads up during testing before a shopper shows up

They sell significantly better after tested… mostly to men… who ask for photographic evidence of testing…

 

[Sammysub07]

They sell significantly better after tested… mostly to men… who ask for photographic evidence of testing…

Gets kicked out of the food truck because funnel cakes are supposed to be the main attraction!