cactusjack0584
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Is jealous because my “food” truck is right across the street, and makes way more money!Gets kicked out of the food truck because funnel cakes are supposed to be the main attraction!![]()
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Is jealous because my “food” truck is right across the street, and makes way more money!Gets kicked out of the food truck because funnel cakes are supposed to be the main attraction!![]()
Goes out of business when my food truck starts handing out Mardi Gras beads for shows with funnel cake salesIs jealous because my “food” truck is right across the street, and makes way more money!
Earns lots of Beads to handout to the Ladies of Lit.Happily gets in line of said food truck, and buys handsful of beads
Is a grand champion bead collectorEarns lots of Beads to handout to the Ladies of Lit.![]()
Q collects rare and unusual hair clips. He doesn’t have much hair, so we don’t know why….Is a grand champion bead collector
Wishes they could see the hair I clip upQ collects rare and unusual hair clips. He doesn’t have much hair, so we don’t know why….
This is supposed to be lies..I’ve been a woo girl since I can remember!Is a grand champion bead collector
Has to explain to everyone that French Quarter is not Only a QuarterThis is supposed to be lies..I’ve been a woo girl since I can remember!
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Only passes me pink beads
Takes a trip to the French Quarter with the Ladies of LitHas to explain to everyone that French Quarter is not Only a Quarter
Still believes the ladies of Lit are "Ladies"Takes a trip to the French Quarter with the Ladies of Lit
supposed to be a lie...who wouldnt want to do that? i want to do that and i barely go outside.Wants to go to the French Quarter With the Ladies of Lit
Isn’t sad about anything having to do with Dallassupposed to be a lie...who wouldnt want to do that? i want to do that and i barely go outside.
isnt sad at all that micah parsons plans to resign with the cowboys in the offseason instead of becoming a free agent![]()
again, these are supposed to be LIES...Isn’t sad about anything having to do with Dallas
Subjects himself to mental torture everytime he watches a Dallas game!!
Reads five internet articles a day on how to make fun of the other team’s fans bagain, these are supposed to be LIES...
is still wearing her eagles jersey and constantly looks at her phone for health updates on jalen hurts because otherwise her fantasy football season is over...
He writes those articles. He makes all that shit up just to read his comment sectionsReads five internet articles a day on how to make fun of the other team’s fans b
She started a competitive blog calling me out for my lies. It’s called, “the nose knows!”He writes those articles. He makes all that shit up just to read his comment sections
I could sniff out a lie from across the roomShe started a competitive blog calling me out for my lies. It’s called, “the nose knows!”
Then I’ll just have to scare you out business by putting on this Newsies Ghost costume. Genius.I could sniff out a lie from across the room
Has been trying to use legal recourse to remove my blog. He can't get one lawyer to take him seriously
Little did he know, I love Newsies. And I get lost easilyThen I’ll just have to scare you out business by putting on this Newsies Ghost costume. Genius.
She leaves a trail of pistachio shells everywhere she goes
My sea turtle diorama belongs in a museum!!
The last time she got lost (on the way back from crossing the street) she followed someone else’s trail of peanut shells and ended up in a galaxy far far away.
nicknamed her lady bits "baby yoda" but had to get the tattoo removed when they changed his name to groguOddly enough, he was there dressed like the Mandalorian. Even more odd, he was only spouting off Gandalf quotes![]()