~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Wants to go to the French Quarter With the Ladies of Lit
supposed to be a lie...who wouldnt want to do that? i want to do that and i barely go outside.

isnt sad at all that micah parsons plans to resign with the cowboys in the offseason instead of becoming a free agent 🤭
 
supposed to be a lie...who wouldnt want to do that? i want to do that and i barely go outside.

isnt sad at all that micah parsons plans to resign with the cowboys in the offseason instead of becoming a free agent 🤭
Isn’t sad about anything having to do with Dallas 😂😂

Subjects himself to mental torture everytime he watches a Dallas game!!
 
Isn’t sad about anything having to do with Dallas 😂😂

Subjects himself to mental torture everytime he watches a Dallas game!!
again, these are supposed to be LIES...

is still wearing her eagles jersey and constantly looks at her phone for health updates on jalen hurts because otherwise her fantasy football season is over...
 
I could sniff out a lie from across the room 🤣

Has been trying to use legal recourse to remove my blog. He can't get one lawyer to take him seriously
Then I’ll just have to scare you out business by putting on this Newsies Ghost costume. Genius.

She leaves a trail of pistachio shells everywhere she goes
 
Then I’ll just have to scare you out business by putting on this Newsies Ghost costume. Genius.

She leaves a trail of pistachio shells everywhere she goes
Little did he know, I love Newsies. And I get lost easily 😝

Picks up all my pistachio shells for his collection. Why does he collect pistachio shells you ask? They make great material for his sea turtles diorama
 
My sea turtle diorama belongs in a museum!!

The last time she got lost (on the way back from crossing the street) she followed someone else’s trail of peanut shells and ended up in a galaxy far far away.
 
My sea turtle diorama belongs in a museum!!

The last time she got lost (on the way back from crossing the street) she followed someone else’s trail of peanut shells and ended up in a galaxy far far away.

Oddly enough, he was there dressed like the Mandalorian. Even more odd, he was only spouting off Gandalf quotes 🤔
 
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