~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Was actually hoping to get “butt hurt” from a good spanking…
Lies Brenda 🙄 is practicing her swing to gimme the good good spanking, since the boys can't deliver
Knows she feels guilty for neglecting Awired
Has vivid dreams of my in a red ball gown, long silk white sleeves, a tiara on my head. Descending a spiral staircase. Finally, our eyes meet, it's just the two of us in that moment. Then I raise my hand and flip him off. Then, he wakes up
 
Lies Brenda 🙄 is practicing her swing to gimme the good good spanking, since the boys can't deliver

Has vivid dreams of my in a red ball gown, long silk white sleeves, a tiara on my head. Descending a spiral staircase. Finally, our eyes meet, it's just the two of us in that moment. Then I raise my hand and flip him off. Then, he wakes up
Give Awired a complex. now he is hiding.
 
Lies Brenda 🙄 is practicing her swing to gimme the good good spanking, since the boys can't deliver

Has vivid dreams of my in a red ball gown, long silk white sleeves, a tiara on my head. Descending a spiral staircase. Finally, our eyes meet, it's just the two of us in that moment. Then I raise my hand and flip him off. Then, he wakes up
Savage 😂

Used to analyze dreams for a living but have wrong answers only. “So you say you dreamed about a toilet bowl full of oranges?! Well I’d say that’s lucky. Go buy a lottery ticket!”
 
Savage 😂

Used to analyze dreams for a living but have wrong answers only. “So you say you dreamed about a toilet bowl full of oranges?! Well I’d say that’s lucky. Go buy a lottery ticket!”
He actually did have a dream one night with a toilet bowl full of oranges… but that was the most normal thing in the dream so… doesn’t have meaning at all. 🤭
 
I really like this opening sequence 😊

her favorite knock knock joke is the one that goes “orange you glad …”
He actually wants to have a “dance off” with me, after seeing that movie. The only problem is… I have a secret crush on him and want him to win anyway. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

….don’t tell him! He never reads this far anyway!
 
Hides behind the curtain during the dance off until the beat drops. Then watch out!! Brenda’s got moves!!!
He got mesmerized by the kitty ears I wore and the tail coming out from under my short skirt. I wouldn’t tell him what was holding the tail in place….
 
He got mesmerized by the kitty ears I wore and the tail coming out from under my short skirt. I wouldn’t tell him what was holding the tail in place….
The item in question was too big for Santa, but did come with a loaded sack…
 
Is upset as she wanted Polly Pockets too but only got Sylvanian Families
If you stopped switching people's lists to Santa, this wouldn't happen 🙄
Caught Santa and proved she should forever be on the naughty list… in fact almost convinced him to make a new list just for her…
😏 is desperate to know what I did to deserve my own list
 
If you stopped switching people's lists to Santa, this wouldn't happen 🙄

😏 is desperate to know what I did to deserve my own list
Knows exactly what she did to get a new list, and switches everyone’s Christmas list, as her real job is Santas Good Little Elf…
I do and don’t want to know… it’s confusing honestly

Makes her own lists… and checks them three times…
Is Santa’s Head Elf..
 
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