~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Product tested them all before they were sent out!

Quality control is important!

Buys all his shoes from bowling alleys so he can slide across the room

Has a bowling alley in her house

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Does the risky business dance in the proper attire … it’s the best way to start holiday parties

Tries to do the same, but insists the if he wears my underwear, it will be more impactful on the audience. What audience?

Quality control is important!

Has a bowling alley in her house

Gifted me a new set of pins, they are all cacti

 

[AlexBailey]

Quality control is important!



Has a bowling alley in her house

Buys the old shoes from closing bowling alleys because he can’t stand the thought of them going to the landfill.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tries to do the same, but insists the if he wears my underwear, it will be more impactful on the audience. What audience?

Gifted me a new set of pins, they are all cacti

Painted my face on all of them… not sure if it’s a compliment or a threat?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tries to do the same, but insists the if he wears my underwear, it will be more impactful on the audience. What audience?

Gifted me a new set of pins, they are all cacti

Is trying to institute the upside cactus as the new symbol for swingers

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is trying to institute the upside cactus as the new symbol for swingers

Goes to the store and buys out all the cacti

 

[BrendaBear]

Buys the old shoes from closing bowling alleys because he can’t stand the thought of them going to the landfill.

Is sitting back in shock at how weird this thread gets…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is sitting back in shock at how weird this thread gets…

Also buys all the cacti… for fun

 

[Saltfountain]

Is sitting back in shock at how weird this thread gets…

Keeps up with threads really well

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Buys the old shoes from closing bowling alleys because he can’t stand the thought of them going to the landfill.

Buys old pins from the bowling alley for activities we shall not discuss!

Painted my face on all of them… not sure if it’s a compliment or a threat?

Insisted I at least give them all googly eyes

Is trying to institute the upside cactus as the new symbol for swingers

Is helping me, but every now and then switches the symbol to a lamp.

 

[Saltfountain]

Buys old pins from the bowling alley for activities we shall not discuss!

Insisted I at least give them all googly eyes

Is helping me, but every now and then switches the symbol to a lamp.

Doesn't like googly eyes on penises, however

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Buys old pins from the bowling alley for activities we shall not discuss!

Insisted I at least give them all googly eyes

Is helping me, but every now and then switches the symbol to a lamp.

A leg lamp. It’s a major award.

Doesn't like googly eyes on penises, however

Spent all night peeling super glued googly eyes off his penis.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A leg lamp. It’s a major award.


Spent all night peeling super glued googly eyes off his penis.

Put the Googly eyes there in first place

 

[Saltfountain]

Spent all night peeling super glued googly eyes off his penis.

Spent all night gluing them back on as fast as I could remove them

 

[BrendaBear]

A leg lamp. It’s a major award.

Keeps rubbing his hand up and down the lamp… he is hoping Barbara Eden will come out.

 

[AlexBailey]

Buys old pins from the bowling alley for activities we shall not discuss!

She’s pretending she doesn’t want to talk about prowling pins.

 

[Saltfountain]

Keeps rubbing his hand up and down the lamp… he is hoping Barbara Eden will come out.

Keeps up with threads really well

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't like googly eyes on penises, however

If you at least put tiny top hats, I could live without the other requests

A leg lamp. It’s a major award.

Spent all night peeling super glued googly eyes off his penis.

Is currently sticking googly eyes on random people's family photos

Put the Googly eyes there in first place

Is sad no one asked him to help with any googly eyes penis crafts

 

[BrendaBear]

Keeps up with threads really well

Doesn’t like it when I type slow.

 

[Saltfountain]

If you at least put tiny top hats, I could live without the other requests

Is currently sticking googly eyes on random people's family photos

Is sad no one asked him to help with any googly eyes penis crafts

Was never satisfied with just top hats

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was never satisfied with just top hats

Is always Top Hat when playing Monopoly

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn’t like it when I type slow.

Loves to type one handed... the other hand is holding her wine you perverts!

Was never satisfied with just top hats

Don't be sad

Is always Top Hat when playing Monopoly

Plays the race car and goes "vroom vroom bitches!" On his turn

 

[Saltfountain]

Is always Top Hat when playing Monopoly

Is so subby he always tries to roll 3 consecutive doubles so he gets chained up...

 

[BrendaBear]

Is so subby he always tries to roll 3 consecutive doubles so he gets chained up...

You say that like it is a bad thing…

Doesn’t get how delightful it can be to be subby

 

[Chloe_Harper]

You say that like it is a bad thing…

Doesn’t get how delightful it can be to be subby

But hates being a brat. She is always, ALWAYS on her bestest behavior