~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Only rents the top half of a tuxedo for every photoshoot

Was checking out the missing bottom half during said photo shoot, as she was in charge of the lighting and seemed to take pictures with her phone, but I was nice and didn't rat her out and get her fired.

 

[SimonSex]

Has fig jam in the fridge dated 10/07/95

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Has fig jam in the fridge dated 10/07/95

Stole said fig jam from my fridge and ate it, then tried to sue me for the medical bills from his ER visit afterwards.

 

[MrPimms]

Stole said fig jam from my fridge and ate it, then tried to sue me for the medical bills from his ER visit afterwards.

Says the letters ‘ER’ then stands to attention, proclaiming “The Queen”

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Says the letters ‘ER’ then stands to attention, proclaiming “The Queen”

Only song that will get him in the mood is "Bicycle Race" by Queen.

 

[MrPimms]

Only song that will get him in the mood is "Bicycle Race" by Queen.

Once walked into local bicycle store and asked if they sell a bicycle with one wheel.

 

[LeSabreur]

Once removed the seat from his bicycle's seatpost to "see how it feels."

 

[EctoJohn]

Constantly visits the underside of an old stone bridge nearby for the "party vibes".

 

[LeSabreur]

Once asked a Scot if the story about not wearing anything under the kilt was true.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has a pet seahorse named Bob

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Is said seahorse named Bob.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Waited 5 hours for a cake to bake before realizing the oven wasn’t on.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Waited 5 hours for a cake to bake before realizing the oven wasn’t on.

It was half an hour, but I did actually do this once.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is addicted to rabies vaccines

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Likes to trap small mammals and give them said addicting rabies vaccines.

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to go out to clubs wearing break-away clothing designed for strippers.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

while trying to get a date told people he got paid to finger Beyonce

 

[Taegul]

She's a bouncer for the toughest biker bar in Reno, Nevada.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is living in a "Groundhogs Day" style scenario, so already knew I was posting next.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Caused the time loop @Taegul is stuck in

 

[LeSabreur]

Chris Pratt has a restraining order against him.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Shares the same restraining order I do regarding hell. No visits, can't move there, must stay 3 dimensions away at least from any major demon/devil/Satanic presence.

That's what happens when you beat Satan at "Go Fish".

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Played poker with God and lost

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

Auditioned for the role of the great kazoo on the Flintstones, but lost out to the Martian

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Played poker with God and lost

Which God?

Is actually a wealthy tattoo artist well known in Southeast Asia.