~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a book titled hindsight… it’s just a book filled with pictures of people’s butts

Working on the sequel with her.. Foresight… just Foreskins everywhere..

 

[cactusjack0584]

Working on the sequel with her.. Foresight… just Foreskins everywhere..

Buys all the books… but just for the articles… or so they say

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Buys all the books… but just for the articles… or so they

Got banned from the library.. got caught jizzing on Hindsight..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Got banned from the library.. got caught jizzing on Hindsight..

It was only yesterday when he learned jizzing isn’t a form of jazz dance. Although … jizz is the official name of the musical style played in the Tatooine Canteena (not a lie).

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It was only yesterday when he learned jizzing isn’t a form of jazz dance. Although … jizz is the official name of the musical style played in the Tatooine Canteena (not a lie).

Likes to jizz to jazz while talking about weird Star Wars references

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Likes to jizz to jazz while talking about weird Star Wars references

When you out it that way, it sounds weird to me, too.

She has a thing for scruffy looking nerf herders.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

When you out it that way, it sounds weird to me, too.

She has a thing for scruffy looking nerf herders.

He has a thing for girls who don't actually like Star Wars, but still know the weird references. He thinks about those girls whilst jizzing to jazz

 

[cactusjack0584]

He has a thing for girls who don't actually like Star Wars, but still know the weird references. He thinks about those girls whilst jizzing to jazz

Actually likes Star Wars… specifically Chewbacca

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually likes Star Wars… specifically Chewbacca

He doesn't like Star Wars. But he has bought a plot of land on a on the moon

 

[cactusjack0584]

He doesn't like Star Wars. But he has bought a plot of land on a on the moon

Loves visiting my moon restaurant… but says it lacks atmosphere


dad joke!

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves visiting my moon restaurant… but says it lacks atmosphere


dad joke!

Because…. Chicks dig dad jokes… (I do)

Is planning to take over New Jersey, one joke at a time.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Because…. Chicks dig dad jokes… (I do)

Is planning to take over New Jersey, one joke at a time.

Wants to rule New Jersey with me!

 

[BrendaBear]

Wants to rule New Jersey with me!

He isn’t actually quite sure where New Jersey is….

I am a west coast girl, I have only been there once.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He isn’t actually quite sure where New Jersey is….

I am a west coast girl, I have only been there once.

Is getting a crown and tiara made for them both for the state they will rule even though neither of them knows where it is

 

[BrendaBear]

She really isn't a bear

He doesn’t really think it is 1965 either….

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He doesn’t really think it is 1965 either….

Doesn’t realises that is the PIN for his chastity cage

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t realises that is the PIN for his chastity cage

Thinks that’s the name of the enclosures at the zoo, chastity cages

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Thinks that’s the name of the enclosures at the zoo, chastity cages

Thinks the movie Madagascar was based on real life events

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks that’s the name of the enclosures at the zoo, chastity cages

He doesn’t care for cages, the chaos of moving freely is much more interesting

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks the movie Madagascar was based on real life events

Loved the penguins so much, he keeps calling people “private”.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He doesn’t care for cages, the chaos of moving freely is much more interesting

You’ll never take my freedom… waggles dick!

Sits and watches above scene play out

 

[BrendaBear]

You’ll never take my freedom… waggles dick!

Sits and watches above scene play out

Accidentally uses a Welsh accent when screaming that instead of Scottish… and it isn’t well received….

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Loved the penguins so much, he keeps calling people “private”.

Supposed to be lies lol

Accidentally uses a Welsh accent when screaming that instead of Scottish… and it isn’t well received….

Doesn’t realise that Jack is actually speaking in Gibberish

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Supposed to be lies lol

Doesn’t realise that Jack is actually speaking in Gibberish

Speaks Gibberish fluently in Sign Language. Only knows dirty phrases in actual Sign Language

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Speaks Gibberish fluently in Sign Language. Only knows dirty phrases in actual Sign Language

Can speak sign language with her toes. The dialect is odd but toe-tally understandable.