~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

He stole my happy little bush from my backyard! Thief in the night!

BDA was looking for Chloe’s other happy little bush, but got confused.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was wishing I stole more than her bush

Yea, there were some dying plants you walked right by! Tripped on my garden gnome on his way out

 

[BDA73]

Yea, there were some dying plants you walked right by! Tripped on my garden gnome on his way out

Purposely left her hoe out as a trap

 

[TXRafe]

Yea, there were some dying plants you walked right by! Tripped on my garden gnome on his way out

garden gnome is just what she calls her pussy troll when in mixed company

 

[BrendaBear]

Purposely left her hoe out as a trap

Knows far more about a ho than he cares to admit.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

BDA was looking for Chloe’s other happy little bush, but got confused.

My jelly bean bush is super happy but you stole that at our last party

garden gnome is just what she calls her pussy troll when in mixed company

Still hasn't answered the riddles three to get past him

 

[BrendaBear]

garden gnome is just what she calls her pussy troll when in mixed company

Rafe calls his pussy troll “Steve” and lets him live in the barn.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Rafe calls his pussy troll “Steve” and lets him live in the barn.

She goes in to let Steve out of the barn so he can "be free! Be free!" As she yells to him as Steve skips away

 

[BrendaBear]

She goes in to let Steve out of the barn so he can "be free! Be free!" As she yells to him as Steve skips away

Chloe keeps giving away my best bratty secrets! I think she likes watching me getting another spanking.

 

[TXRafe]

Chloe keeps goving away my best bratty secrets! I think she likes watching me getting another spanking.

would absolutely love to watch me spank Chloe in her kitten ears and tail

 

[BrendaBear]

would absolutely love to watch me spank Chloe in her kitten ears and tail

Well yeah… because that is my kitten ears and tail! Chloe took mine and never gave them back!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

would absolutely love to watch me spank Chloe in her kitten ears and tail

Loves bending Brenda and I over side by side for spankings, then sighs and gives gentle pats instead, unable to really spank us afterall

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves bending Brenda and I over side by side for spankings, then sighs and gives gentle lats instead, unable to really spank us afterall

Chloe!! There you go, giving away our secrets!!!

She is always spouting off the truth! Sheesh!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Chloe!! There you go, giving away our secrets!!!

She is always spouting off the truth! Sheesh!

Likes to share a plate of spaghetti with Rafe "Lady and the Tramp" style, meaning they are also wearing puppy ears and tails

 

[MiaBabe23]

Why not Mike Wacockski?

Borrowed the outfit for last Halloween. He put it on a cactus … it was his only hope.

Still wearing his Halloween costume, which includes a Princess Leia wig

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes to share a plate of spaghetti with Rafe "Lady and the Tramp" style, meaning they are also wearing puppy ears and tails

Damn girl! Oh, like you and @cactusjack0584 haven’t been sneaking around the back of the barn to play “spin the bottle”?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Damn girl! Oh, like you and @cactusjack0584 haven’t been sneaking around the back of the barn to play “spin the bottle”?

Nooooo.... maybe..... but you and @Sammysub07 were invited everytime! Somehow @TXRafe and @AlwaysDancing also found out and would show up

 

[cactusjack0584]

Nooooo.... maybe..... but you and @Sammysub07 were invited everytime! Somehow @TXRafe and @AlwaysDancing also found out and would show up

Sounds like a party… a pantsless one?

Forgot the other invites just invited me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sounds like a party… a pantsless one?

Forgot the other invites just invited me

It's because he never forgets my favorite alcohols and snacks

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's because he never forgets my favorite alcohols and snacks

Intentionally doesn’t buy them since she’s knows I’ll just show up, arms full and pants off

 

[BrendaBear]

Intentionally doesn’t buy them since she’s knows I’ll just show up, arms full and pants off

Jack secretly enjoys my teasing him by grabbing his manhood with my hands while hands are full.

 

[Trubbycat]

Ties helium balloons to guys' dicks at sex parties.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Jack secretly enjoys my teasing him by grabbing his manhood with my hands while hands are full.

It’s so she can use her other hand to steal some of the treats in my arms

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Ties helium balloons to guys' dicks at sex parties.

Brings the helium tanks to the parties to make sure the balloons stay inflated

It’s so she can use her other hand to steal some of the treats in my arms

Tries to use evasive maneuvers to keep the snacks from being stolen, but ends up dropping them all

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Brings the helium tanks to the parties to make sure the balloons stay inflated

Tries to use evasive maneuvers to keep the snacks from being stolen, but ends up dropping them all

Guards her balloon with her life. Truly. I’ve seen her drop kick a frail old lady for looking at it funny.