~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Guards her balloon with her life. Truly. I’ve seen her drop kick a frail old lady for looking at it funny.

Damn straight

Tried drawing his face on my balloon when he thought I wasn't looking. Made it look more like Bob the Tomato after that

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Damn straight

Tried drawing his face on my balloon when he thought I wasn't looking. Made it look more like Bob the Tomato after that

No haiiiiiiiiir for my hairbrush.

picks the tomatoes off her pasta. It takes a very long time.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No haiiiiiiiiir for my hairbrush.

picks the tomatoes off her pasta. It takes a very long time.

Is now bouncing around his home like a damn cucumber singing a very silly song

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is now bouncing around his home like a damn cucumber singing a very silly song

Won first place at the zucchini festival for her limerick.

Once a zucchini was chairman of the board
Who thought himself much like a lord
Until one autumn day
The turnip did say
My friend, you’re just a gourd.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Won first place at the zucchini festival for her limerick.

Once a zucchini was chairman of the board
Who thought himself much like a lord
Until one autumn day
The turnip did say
My friend, you’re just a gourd.

Won second place at the zucchini festival and pouted. He wanted my tiara and ribbon so bad, but his rhyming skills just weren't up to snuff

 

[WerdNerd]

Won second place at the zucchini festival and pouted. He wanted my tiara and ribbon so bad, but his rhyming skills just weren't up to snuff

Loves to smoke bacon but hates how greasy her bong water gets.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves to smoke bacon but hates how greasy her bong water gets.

Never wants a hit. Only likes "Canadian bacon". Like I would ever put that in my bong

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves to smoke bacon but hates how greasy her bong water gets.

He is brilliant with words and is so well read… but can’t spell worth a shit! Werd?

 

[WerdNerd]

Never wants a hit. Only likes "Canadian bacon". Like I would ever put that in my bong

Calls her pussy Canadian Bacon.

 

[Sammysub07]

Loves to smoke bacon but hates how greasy her bong water gets.

That sounds so gross

Has zuchini and bacon shaped bongs he stole from @Chloe_Harper

 

[WerdNerd]

He is brilliant with words and is so well read… but can’t spell worth a shit! Werd?

Would you like to read my dissertation on the inherent class based discrimination inherent in English orthography? Correct spelling is just another way the man keeps you down, man.

 

[BrendaBear]

Would you like to read my dissertation on the inherent class based discrimination inherent in English orthography? Correct spelling is just another way the man keeps you down, man.

Doesn’t realize I would much rather read his essay on how a good man treats his woman.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Would you like to read my dissertation on the inherent class based discrimination inherent in English orthography? Correct spelling is just another way the man keeps you down, man.

That’s the oldest line in the book from non-spellers!!

Surprisingly his spelling in braille is perfect

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That sounds so gross

Has zuchini and bacon shaped bongs he stole from @Chloe_Harper

They are nothing compared to the same shaped butt plugs and dildos you've been crafting!

Doesn’t realize I would much rather read his essay on how a good man treats his woman.

Would like that dissertation read to her in a smooth, sultry voice every night

That’s the oldest line in the book from non-spellers!!

Surprisingly his spelling in braille is perfect

His spelling in braille sucks. Could swear that feeling a woman's areolas made him a master at braille though

 

[Sammysub07]

That’s the oldest line in the book from non-spellers!!

Surprisingly his spelling in braille is perfect

Published a book of “oldest lines in the book” Seth McFarlane recorded the audible in the voice of Stewie. It was epic!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Published a book of “oldest lines in the book” Seth McFarlane recorded the audible in the voice of Stewie. It was epic!

Is dressed like Lois from family guy… no one knows why

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is dressed like Lois from family guy… no one knows why

Is also dressed like Lois from family guy.... Quick! Time for a round of "Who Wore It Best?!"

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is also dressed like Lois from family guy.... Quick! Time for a round of "Who Wore It Best?!"

I did… green looks great on me

Is dressed like Brian from family guy…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I did… green looks great on me

Is dressed like Brian from family guy…

I was told guys like it when your belly shows

This led to him asking me to do some very weird role-playing

 

[cactusjack0584]

I was told guys like it when your belly shows

This led to him asking me to do some very weird role-playing

And she went along… which is way weirder in my opinion

 

[Sammysub07]

And she went along… which is way weirder in my opinion

Wore the Lois costume best but couldn’t stop cracking up when, in my best Lois impression, wouldn’t stop saying “Jack. Oh My God. Whaaats wrong with ya Peetah?”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wore the Lois costume best but couldn’t stop cracking up when, in my best Lois impression, wouldn’t stop saying “Jack. Oh My God. Whaaats wrong with ya Peetah?”

I would lose it for sure…

Kept trying to jump me and kept saying giggity giggity

 

[TXRafe]

would absolutely love to watch me spank Chloe in her kitten ears and tail

really wishes he had watched family guy and is feeling very left out

 

[cactusjack0584]

really wishes he had watched family guy and is feeling very left out

Insists we act out the entire show in our outfits… I’m honestly fine with it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

really wishes he had watched family guy and is feeling very left out

Has now sent out personal invites to his pity party. Has asked everyone to bring margaritas and come dressed in onesies