It’s an arduous research project into peculiar things people do in the showerSaved a copy and watches it on repeat over and over and over and over
Has a phobia of towels so is wet most of the time
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It’s an arduous research project into peculiar things people do in the showerSaved a copy and watches it on repeat over and over and over and over
Happily walks around towel-lessIt’s an arduous research project into peculiar things people do in the shower
Has a phobia of towels so is wet most of the time
Must sleep with socks on his feet and keep them covered. As he’s positive there’s a monster under the bed that will get his toes.Happily walks around towel-less
Researches more than her colleagues think is normal… and for some reason is naked while doing it
Supposed to be lies….Must sleep with socks on his feet and keep them covered. As he’s positive there’s a monster under the bed that will get his toes.
I’m not a creeper peeper and I’m telling the truth!!!!Supposed to be lies….
Is the monster under my bed… and she is gonna “get me”
Keeps teasing me with stories about some guy she knows… but she is holding out! I am sure of it!!!Volunteered to be his research assistant. Only wears a lab coat to their meetings
Also wears cat earsVolunteered to be his research assistant. Only wears a lab coat to their meetings
Doesn't actually wanna know about the guy, but would lose her panties if she knewKeeps teasing me with stories about some guy she knows… but she is holding out! I am sure of it!!!![]()
Is a notorious panty thiefDoesn't actually wanna know about the guy, but would lose her panties if she knewoh wait, she already lost her panties
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Keeps trying to buy my collection, but won't tell me whyIs a notorious panty thief
He is actually talking about himself there. He holds a record… (it is Motley Crue’s greatest hits)…Is a notorious panty thief
Helped him hold the record. She no longer has any panties, but claims it was totally worth itHe is actually talking about himself there. He holds a record… (it is Motley Crue’s greatest hits)…
Wears panties made of sugarIs a notorious panty thief
Helped him hold the record. She no longer has any panties, but claims it was totally worth it
Wears panties made of sugar
(Skipping previous two to avoid causing offense after last time, but merry Christmas)
Loves Monsters IncIs jealous she’s not part of the record
Tries to steal said panties… but keeps getting too sticky to continue
Calls his penis Mike WakowskiLoves Monsters Inc
He calls his ChewbaccaCalls his penis Mike Wakowski
Owns the Princess Leia prisoner outfitHe calls his Chewbacca
Why not Mike Wacockski?Calls his penis Mike Wakowski
Borrowed the outfit for last Halloween. He put it on a cactus … it was his only hope.Owns the Princess Leia prisoner outfit
Always gets Halloween and Christmas mixed upWhy not Mike Wacockski?
Borrowed the outfit for last Halloween. He put it on a cactus … it was his only hope.
Secretly has a happy little bushAlways gets Halloween and Christmas mixed upthat's why he was dressed like Bob Ross all day
He stole my happy little bush from my backyard! Thief in the night!Secretly has a happy little bush
Was wishing I stole more than her bushHe stole my happy little bush from my backyard! Thief in the night!