~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ALovelyNudist]

Stands in a corner and watches the orgies dressed up in a angel costume

And enjoys directing and bossing everyone around in the orgy

 

[Sammysub07]

And enjoys directing and bossing everyone around in the orgy

Ohh I’d be lost directing

Insists everyone meow when they orgasm

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Ohh I’d be lost directing

Insists everyone meow when they orgasm

Loves to lie, especially about her excellent fuckery skills

 

[Sammysub07]

Loves to lie, especially about her excellent fuckery skills

Everyone starts somewhere

Starts singing “fake it till you make it” during the orgy

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves to lie, especially about her excellent fuckery skills

Has proposed that Sammy write a book on her excellent fuckery skills so that we may all use the well-crafted lies at a moments notice

 

[Sammysub07]

Has proposed that Sammy write a book on her excellent fuckery skills so that we may all use the well-crafted lies at a moments notice

Published my book and at the signing kept saying “you get a book, you get a book, everyone gets a book!”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Published my book and at the signing kept saying “you get a book, you get a book, everyone gets a book!”

Called Oprah afterwards to tell on me one of the most difficult phone calls of my life

 

[Sammysub07]

Called Oprah afterwards to tell on me one of the most difficult phone calls of my life

Bent me over the signing desk and spanked me for calling Oprah

 

[BrendaBear]

Called Oprah afterwards to tell on me one of the most difficult phone calls of my life

She seduced Oprah easily… and even though Oprah knew she was being seduced, she was so turned on that she was good with it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She seduced Oprah easily… and even though Oprah knew she was being seduced, she was so turned on that she was good with it.

Frequently has naughty dreams involving Oprah and fellow Litsters

 

[Jaws82]

Frequently has naughty dreams involving Oprah and fellow Litsters

Frequently encourages those dreams involving her

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Frequently encourages those dreams involving her

Has never had dreams involving workplace shenanigans with me

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Has never had dreams involving workplace shenanigans with me

Does not inspire frisky dreams in basically everyone here

 

[MiaBabe23]

Does not inspire frisky dreams in basically everyone here

Dreams in cat vision to try to work out how to impress Kitty

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Dreams in cat vision to try to work out how to impress Kitty

Actually has cat vision but doesn't realize it

 

[MiaBabe23]

Actually has cat vision but doesn't realize it

Apparently has a feline detection device, or believes he does; this may explain his behavior when he passes catteries

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Apparently has a feline detection device, or believes he does; this may explain his behavior when he passes catteries

Might actually be a cat

 

[UnquietDreams]

Might actually be a cat

Prefers oak milk to water.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Might actually be a cat

Actually is frosted flakes

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Prefers oak milk to water.

Forgoes oatmeal in favor of just fuckin chewing on oat plants

Actually is frosted flakes

How DARE you

 

[MiaBabe23]

Forgoes oatmeal in favor of just fuckin chewing on oat plants


How DARE you

Correction
He isn’t frosted. But occasionally dips himself in sugar

 

[HollyS]

Correction
He isn’t frosted. But occasionally dips himself in sugar

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Likes to be dipped in sugar then track the sugar all through friends' houses so they get ants

 

[UnquietDreams]

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Doesn't like to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn't like to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Keeps getting stranded at 5th and Burnside and cannot figure out why.

(I don’t know either)