~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jaws82]

Frequently has naughty dreams involving Oprah and fellow Litsters

Frequently encourages those dreams involving her

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Frequently encourages those dreams involving her

Has never had dreams involving workplace shenanigans with me

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Has never had dreams involving workplace shenanigans with me

Does not inspire frisky dreams in basically everyone here

 

[MiaBabe23]

Does not inspire frisky dreams in basically everyone here

Dreams in cat vision to try to work out how to impress Kitty

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Dreams in cat vision to try to work out how to impress Kitty

Actually has cat vision but doesn't realize it

 

[MiaBabe23]

Actually has cat vision but doesn't realize it

Apparently has a feline detection device, or believes he does; this may explain his behavior when he passes catteries

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Apparently has a feline detection device, or believes he does; this may explain his behavior when he passes catteries

Might actually be a cat

 

[UnquietDreams]

Might actually be a cat

Prefers oak milk to water.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Might actually be a cat

Actually is frosted flakes

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Prefers oak milk to water.

Forgoes oatmeal in favor of just fuckin chewing on oat plants

Actually is frosted flakes

How DARE you

 

[MiaBabe23]

Forgoes oatmeal in favor of just fuckin chewing on oat plants


How DARE you

Correction
He isn’t frosted. But occasionally dips himself in sugar

 

[HollyS]

Correction
He isn’t frosted. But occasionally dips himself in sugar

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Likes to be dipped in sugar then track the sugar all through friends' houses so they get ants

 

[UnquietDreams]

Likes to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Doesn't like to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn't like to be dipped in sugar and licked clean.

Keeps getting stranded at 5th and Burnside and cannot figure out why.

(I don’t know either)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Keeps getting stranded at 5th and Burnside and cannot figure out why.

(I don’t know either)

Obsessed with sporty sports.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Obsessed with sporty sports.

Was frequently in an intense battle with a crocodile. He won, but lost his hand.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was frequently in an intense battle with a crocodile. He won, but lost his hand.

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

Hates pricks but loves cacti

 

[UnquietDreams]

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

She prefers to make Cubist drawings with pastels over photography.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She prefers to make Cubist drawings with pastels over photography.

Sits in his room alone playing with a rubix cube, singing show tunes, and eating noodles

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sits in his room alone playing with a rubix cube, singing show tunes, and eating noodles

Was in the widely panned 90s porno film Debbie Does Nothing as an extra, dressed as a fire fighter.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was in the widely panned 90s porno film Debbie Does Nothing as an extra, dressed as a fire fighter.

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

 

[Biggalute]

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

Is naturally very shy and demure

 

[UnquietDreams]

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

She was my fourth wife, and the only one who loved me, but ran off with the pool boy after he hit the lottery.