~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UnquietDreams]

Keeps getting stranded at 5th and Burnside and cannot figure out why.

(I don’t know either)

Obsessed with sporty sports.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Obsessed with sporty sports.

Was frequently in an intense battle with a crocodile. He won, but lost his hand.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was frequently in an intense battle with a crocodile. He won, but lost his hand.

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

Hates pricks but loves cacti

 

[UnquietDreams]

Propagates cacti with his bare hands cause he loves pricks.

She prefers to make Cubist drawings with pastels over photography.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She prefers to make Cubist drawings with pastels over photography.

Sits in his room alone playing with a rubix cube, singing show tunes, and eating noodles

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sits in his room alone playing with a rubix cube, singing show tunes, and eating noodles

Was in the widely panned 90s porno film Debbie Does Nothing as an extra, dressed as a fire fighter.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was in the widely panned 90s porno film Debbie Does Nothing as an extra, dressed as a fire fighter.

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

 

[Biggalute]

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

Is naturally very shy and demure

 

[UnquietDreams]

Keeps a really regular sleep schedule and never stays up late.

She was my fourth wife, and the only one who loved me, but ran off with the pool boy after he hit the lottery.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is naturally very shy and demure

Took fifteenth place in Eurovision of 1997.

 

[Photog1rl]

She was my fourth wife, and the only one who loved me, but ran off with the pool boy after he hit the lottery.

Doesn't understand that the pool boy needed citizenship and I like money.

 

[Biggalute]

Doesn't understand that the pool boy needed citizenship and I like money.

Has an igloo in the Mojave Desert where she sometimes goes camping

 

[UnquietDreams]

Has an igloo in the Mojave Desert where she sometimes goes camping

Was the actual author of Atlas Shrugged, and just assumed everyone would understand it was a joke.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was the actual author of Atlas Shrugged, and just assumed everyone would understand it was a joke.

Claims to be bad at Lit but has a harem.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Claims to be bad at Lit but has a harem.

Was originally gonna call herself GoToGirl, and be Lit’s resident go to expert on all things literary

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was originally gonna call herself GoToGirl, and be Lit’s resident go to expert on all things literary

Is actually a 47 year old man living in their moms basement.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is actually a 47 year old man living in their moms basement.

This is his favorite approach to women, he hopes it will convince them to send him nudes
Only such response he’s received so far was from himself after he forgot it was his comment

 

[awired50]

This is his favorite approach to women, he hopes it will convince them to send him nudes
Only such response he’s received so far was from himself after he forgot it was his comment

Wants to send Jack nudes but is too shy.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Wants to send Jack nudes but is too shy.

Likes to eat sardines in apple sauce

 

[awired50]

Like balding porn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like balding porn.

Loves covering himself in leftover mashed potatoes and furiously masturbating to Santa porn

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Like balding porn.

Shaves his ball sack so it has a ceaser ring

 

[Scarred65]

Developed a line of flavoured depilatory creams

 

[awired50]

Developed a line of flavoured depilatory creams

Masturbates to this thread.