~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[UnquietDreams]

Is naturally very shy and demure

Took fifteenth place in Eurovision of 1997.

 

[Photog1rl]

She was my fourth wife, and the only one who loved me, but ran off with the pool boy after he hit the lottery.

Doesn't understand that the pool boy needed citizenship and I like money.

 

[Biggalute]

Doesn't understand that the pool boy needed citizenship and I like money.

Has an igloo in the Mojave Desert where she sometimes goes camping

 

[UnquietDreams]

Has an igloo in the Mojave Desert where she sometimes goes camping

Was the actual author of Atlas Shrugged, and just assumed everyone would understand it was a joke.

 

[Photog1rl]

Was the actual author of Atlas Shrugged, and just assumed everyone would understand it was a joke.

Claims to be bad at Lit but has a harem.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Claims to be bad at Lit but has a harem.

Was originally gonna call herself GoToGirl, and be Lit’s resident go to expert on all things literary

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was originally gonna call herself GoToGirl, and be Lit’s resident go to expert on all things literary

Is actually a 47 year old man living in their moms basement.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is actually a 47 year old man living in their moms basement.

This is his favorite approach to women, he hopes it will convince them to send him nudes
Only such response he’s received so far was from himself after he forgot it was his comment

 

[awired50]

This is his favorite approach to women, he hopes it will convince them to send him nudes
Only such response he’s received so far was from himself after he forgot it was his comment

Wants to send Jack nudes but is too shy.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Wants to send Jack nudes but is too shy.

Likes to eat sardines in apple sauce

 

[awired50]

Like balding porn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like balding porn.

Loves covering himself in leftover mashed potatoes and furiously masturbating to Santa porn

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Like balding porn.

Shaves his ball sack so it has a ceaser ring

 

[Scarred65]

Developed a line of flavoured depilatory creams

 

[awired50]

Developed a line of flavoured depilatory creams

Masturbates to this thread.

 

[Scarred65]

Masturbates to the thought of people masturbating to this thread

 

[awired50]

Is typing one handed.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes to pour cottage cheese between his butt cheeks and pass gas to have a cottage cheese volcano eruption

 

[Scarred65]

Has fleshlights securely mounted in all rooms of the house so he always has both hands available

 

[awired50]

Wants to visit Baldguy's Fleshight Haven.

 

[Scarred65]

Spent all his holidays working out a schematic to outdo balds setup, but couldn't find enough fleshlights in stock.

 

[awired50]

Broke the bank buying Fleshlights.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once sat home alone, searching the internet trying to find the best fleshlight when an idea struck him: he would make his own. But from what? He went to Home Depot, he went to the grocery store, he went to the toy store and he went to the Dollar Tree. He needed as many different types of materials to make as many prototypes as it took until he could find make one just right. He's still locked in his workshop to this day. Seen by no one, but grunts, groans and sounds of frustration heard by all

 

[hotcpu]

Once sat home alone, searching the internet trying to find the best fleshlight when an idea struck him: he would make his own. But from what? He went to Hone Depot, he went to the grocery store, he went to the toy store and he went to the Dollar Tree. He needed as many different types of materials to make as many prototypes as it took until he could find make one just right. He's still locked in his workshop to this day. Seen by no one, but grunts, groans and sounds of frustration heard by all

Constantly causing power outages from the Hitachi use

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Constantly causing power outages from the Hitachi use

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving