~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

 

[hotcpu]

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving

Wait a minute... I'm triple checking our power bills and I was out of town those spiked days. And you said your mother came over.

 

[hotcpu]

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

Was at Chloe's house helping her burn them out ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

I am nothing if not wise about my spending.

Bought stock in Tamogatchi... different Japanese electronic, but they really made a comeback! Never forgets to feed hers either

Wait a minute... I'm triple checking our power bills and I was out of town those spiked days. And you said your mother came over.

why are you triple checking? See, this is why I told you we need couples counseling. Always checking things over instead of just trusting me

 

[hotcpu]

I am nothing if not wise about my spending.

Bought stock in Tamogatchi... different Japanese electronic, but they really made a comeback! Never forgets to feed hers either

why are you triple checking? See, this is why I told you we need couples counseling. Always checking things over instead of just trusting me

Having a pool guy come over when we don't have a pool ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Having a pool guy come over when we don't have a pool ...

I told you it was to see if we could fit a pool. And show me how to clean it. We used our imaginations. You were just bummed because you missed out on imaginary skinny dipping

 

[HollyS]

I told you it was to see if we could fit a pool. And show me how to clean it. We used our imaginations. You were just bummed because you missed out on imaginary skinny dipping

Invited me over to skinny dip with her. I had no idea there was no pool...

 

[MiaBabe23]

She’s been trying this with people ever since

 

[awired50]

Wonders where her invitation is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wonders where her invitation is.

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

 

[cactusjack0584]

@awired50 Is bummed because he didn’t get one either

 

[BrendaBear]

Wonders where her invitation is.

He is taking notes, so he can try it himself.

 

[awired50]

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

Finds Chemgirl in the cucumbers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

She is making recommendations then explaining “well, it’s just a guess on my part”

 

[Qky75]

Finds Chemgirl in the cucumbers.

Finds awired in the pineapples?

 

[cactusjack0584]

She is making recommendations then explaining “well, it’s just a guess on my part”

Has a grocery list… or at least that’s what she calls it… she “grocery” shops A LOT!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Finds awired in the pineapples?

Finds himself in the watermelon section

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a grocery list… or at least that’s what she calls it… she “grocery” shops A LOT!

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

 

[crazychemgirl]

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

 

[cactusjack0584]

He keeps trying to get a copy of my list but I am too sly for him!

Cheats and looks over her shoulder

Has a lot of edits to her grocery list… including “don’t try that one again!”

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hopes it is true because she drank too much fizz Christmas day and needs someone with such hiccups to stop her feeling silly

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hopes it is true because she drank too much fizz Christmas day and needs someone with such hiccups to stop her feeling silly

Shops exclusively in the banana section… and buys lots and lots of bananas

 

[BrendaBear]

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

Not the hiccups, but coughing fits for sure.

She keeps doing stuff to see if she can get me to pass out from laughing too much. . (And I like it)

 

[Qky75]

Giggles so hard sometimes she ends up with the hiccups

(That might actually be true)

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Definitely pees when he laughs to hard