~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Scarred65]

Masturbates to the thought of people masturbating to this thread

 

[awired50]

Is typing one handed.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes to pour cottage cheese between his butt cheeks and pass gas to have a cottage cheese volcano eruption

 

[Scarred65]

Has fleshlights securely mounted in all rooms of the house so he always has both hands available

 

[awired50]

Wants to visit Baldguy's Fleshight Haven.

 

[Scarred65]

Spent all his holidays working out a schematic to outdo balds setup, but couldn't find enough fleshlights in stock.

 

[awired50]

Broke the bank buying Fleshlights.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once sat home alone, searching the internet trying to find the best fleshlight when an idea struck him: he would make his own. But from what? He went to Home Depot, he went to the grocery store, he went to the toy store and he went to the Dollar Tree. He needed as many different types of materials to make as many prototypes as it took until he could find make one just right. He's still locked in his workshop to this day. Seen by no one, but grunts, groans and sounds of frustration heard by all

 

[hotcpu]

Once sat home alone, searching the internet trying to find the best fleshlight when an idea struck him: he would make his own. But from what? He went to Hone Depot, he went to the grocery store, he went to the toy store and he went to the Dollar Tree. He needed as many different types of materials to make as many prototypes as it took until he could find make one just right. He's still locked in his workshop to this day. Seen by no one, but grunts, groans and sounds of frustration heard by all

Constantly causing power outages from the Hitachi use

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Constantly causing power outages from the Hitachi use

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving

 

[HollyS]

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

 

[hotcpu]

Got our diaries mixed up again. Yup, see, his hitachi use was causing the power outages, not mine. I've got all the dates tabbed. You can even see where he caused a black out on Thanksgiving

Wait a minute... I'm triple checking our power bills and I was out of town those spiked days. And you said your mother came over.

 

[hotcpu]

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

Was at Chloe's house helping her burn them out ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bought stock in Hitachi since she burned out so many.

I am nothing if not wise about my spending.

Bought stock in Tamogatchi... different Japanese electronic, but they really made a comeback! Never forgets to feed hers either

Wait a minute... I'm triple checking our power bills and I was out of town those spiked days. And you said your mother came over.

why are you triple checking? See, this is why I told you we need couples counseling. Always checking things over instead of just trusting me

 

[hotcpu]

I am nothing if not wise about my spending.

Bought stock in Tamogatchi... different Japanese electronic, but they really made a comeback! Never forgets to feed hers either

why are you triple checking? See, this is why I told you we need couples counseling. Always checking things over instead of just trusting me

Having a pool guy come over when we don't have a pool ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Having a pool guy come over when we don't have a pool ...

I told you it was to see if we could fit a pool. And show me how to clean it. We used our imaginations. You were just bummed because you missed out on imaginary skinny dipping

 

[HollyS]

I told you it was to see if we could fit a pool. And show me how to clean it. We used our imaginations. You were just bummed because you missed out on imaginary skinny dipping

Invited me over to skinny dip with her. I had no idea there was no pool...

 

[MiaBabe23]

She’s been trying this with people ever since

 

[awired50]

Wonders where her invitation is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wonders where her invitation is.

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

 

[cactusjack0584]

@awired50 Is bummed because he didn’t get one either

 

[BrendaBear]

Wonders where her invitation is.

He is taking notes, so he can try it himself.

 

[awired50]

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

Finds Chemgirl in the cucumbers.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stalks the grocery store for odd shaped vegetables that can be used for nefarious purposes

She is making recommendations then explaining “well, it’s just a guess on my part”

 

[Qky75]

Finds Chemgirl in the cucumbers.

Finds awired in the pineapples?