She sneaks around the house during the night, leaving a condom wrapper next to sleeping people’s beds so when they wake up, they wonder what the did the night before and don’t remember.Always thought he had to get a special license to motorboat. Takes it out of his frocket to show the ladies to show he is certified
Does the same thing, except instead of condom wrappers, it's random panties or boxers
Well, yeah… but I don’t follow up by sending anonymous “Thanks for last night, you were wonderful!” emails like Chloe does.Does the same thing, except instead of condom wrappers, it's random panties or boxers
That's because I have mannersWell, yeah… but I don’t follow up by sending anonymous “Thanks for last night, you were wonderful!” emails like Chloe does.
She gets a little jealous of my riddle skills, so she write dirty limericks which are both much more clever and funnier than I can ever do.That's because I have manners
Instead she leaves complicated riddles for them to solve. All of them are dirty
There was once was bear as cute as a cat
"Defying Gravity" had a whole new meaning. She was my co-star and was very, very "Popular"Was the lead in Wicked: Pornstar edition
After one night with her I was "Dancing through life"
Unfortunately, he danced down the street so far, he forgot where he left his car.
She drove it to the beach
Is still trying to get the sand out of all the nooks and crannies.
After some sex on the beach she always thrills to have sand in her nooks and crannies.
is far too much a proper lady to ever allow sand to get into her nooks and crannies...
Built an intricate sandcastle just show off his dream dungeon. He loves filling the nooks and crannies with more sand
is still pouting that she hasnt been invited to my dungeon yet...she wants to try out the play bench and tantric chair
Gave Rafe technical guidance on some of the details of what she likes in a dungeon.
Designed her own dungeon but it mostly includes hugs
Not when they are made of sand
Helped me design the perfect blueprints for the ideal dungeon. We only used glitter gel pens, so our designs really sparkle
Finds that Rafe can only meow when he orgasms in his dungeon! Must be all the catnip and laser lightsNot when they are made of sand
Keeps sprinkling catnip near his bed hoping to lure a kitten there... instead, actual little kittens show up and get the zoomies from all the catnip
Helped me design the perfect blueprints for the ideal dungeon. We only used glitter gel pens, so our designs really sparkle
doesnt seem to mind too much, even enjoyed the black light and leds in time with the beat of the music
Despite what Eminem says SHE has Dr. Dre locked in HER basement!
The music is just him meowing to the tune of what he believes are the sexiest songs
Don't look in his basement... it's haunted... by ghosts... and sheets with holes in them... and regular sheets
She is actually terrified of regular sheets. Especially fitted ones!
told me she loves my music and my dungeon and chloe is just a brat
