~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

The rhythm was all messed up and her boobs went alarmingly to the left. Some lucky man walked away with two tit-flicted black eyes
Keeps waiting for the chance to be hit in the face with those boobs again. Can't shut up about it.
Has a moob dance fetish that only he can satisfy…
Hates boobs. As soon as they show up in the threads he is limp as a noodle
 
Puts on a boob dance competition for @AlwaysDancing you, me and @BrendaBear are up first!!!
Supplied her sexiest bras and lingerie for the first part of the competition. CMnf part comes after. If @AlwaysDancing can last til then 🤭
these things don’t Have to be lies.

Each of these ladies go to casinos pretending to be the boob bouncing sisters (with @BrendaBear of course) but it’s really an elaborate hoax to pull of what they call “The Boob Six Heist!”
 
Chloe and @Sammysub07 absolutely delight in teasing @AlwaysDancing … but not me, I am very respectful.
We both know you have no manners 🙄 we went over this earlier 🤭
these things don’t Have to be lies.

Each of these ladies go to casinos pretending to be the boob bouncing sisters (with @BrendaBear of course) but it’s really an elaborate hoax to pull of what they call “The Boob Six Heist!”
Pops into every casino he can hoping to catch a glimpse of our bouncing boobs again. His goal will be achieved one day, or so he says
 
We both know you have no manners 🙄 we went over this earlier 🤭

Pops into every casino he can hoping to catch a glimpse of our bouncing boobs again. His goal will be achieved one day, or so he says
I’m wearing the t-shirt with the tour dates. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!?

((Little did the Dancer know … incorrect tour dates was all part of the scheme to knock off the casino!! Yes, The Boob Six Heist was in full bounce!)
 
Burn!!!!!

Steps back and forth between Texas and Oklahoma. “Now I’m cool. Now I suck. Now cool. Now in suck!”

But she does it so fast even she doesn’t know which is for which.
Once got stuck in Texas. He still has nightmares. Don't ask me what they're about. Doctor-patient confidentiality
Has forgotten their Missouri home already.... despite their SHOW ME tramp stamp.
Has a map of the United States tattooed on his back... it's not accurate but he can't tell what's wrong with it and is too embarrassed to ask for help at this point
 
Once got stuck in Texas. He still has nightmares. Don't ask me what they're about. Doctor-patient confidentiality

Has a map of the United States tattooed on his back... it's not accurate but he can't tell what's wrong with it and is too embarrassed to ask for help at this point
Knows how Michigan residents use their hand as a map and wonders how Q demonstrates Florida
 
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