~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Actively moves the fallen glasses around.. with her foot so @BrendaBear can’t find them…

He secretly identifies with Daffy Duck

 

[cactusjack0584]

He secretly identifies with Daffy Duck

That’s despicable….

Dresses like Lola bunny and waits for it to be rabbit season…

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s despicable….

Dresses like Lola bunny and waits for it to be rabbit season…

What is wrong with that?

He keeps trying to get me to dress like Jessica Rabbit instead.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What is wrong with that?

He keeps trying to get me to dress like Jessica Rabbit instead.

Not a bad fashion choice.

Stands in front of a mirror trying out different Jessica Rabbit outfits

 

[TXRafe]

What is wrong with that?

He keeps trying to get me to dress like Jessica Rabbit instead.

really wants to see me in bunny ears for some reason...

 

[cactusjack0584]

really wants to see me in bunny ears for some reason...

Puts on bunny ears and looks in the mirror… there better

 

[BrendaBear]

Puts on bunny ears and looks in the mirror… there better

He prefers me to wear kitty ears and a kitty tail instead of Bunny ears and tail, but won’t tell me why.

 

[TXRafe]

Puts on bunny ears and looks in the mirror… there better

secretly hates me taking brendas attention away from him but doesnt realize i could never tame her, she needs a more "pointed" hand

 

[cactusjack0584]

He prefers me to wear kitty ears and a kitty tail instead of Bunny ears and tail, but won’t tell me why.

Because you look purr-fect in them


sexy dad joke

 

[cactusjack0584]

secretly hates me taking brendas attention away from him but doesnt realize i could never tame her, she needs a more "pointed" hand

Ha ha I get it… pointed… spines…

Doesn’t realize Brenda loves all the attention

 

[BrendaBear]

Ha ha I get it… pointed… spines…

Doesn’t realize Brenda loves all the attention

Okay, you got me… I do.

He actually physically wears a cactus costume.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is using the holidays to learn every species of bird

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is building a profile on everyone's special kind of hug they enjoy

 

[BrendaBear]

Is building a profile on everyone's special kind of hug they enjoy

she got irritated when she kept seeing “bear hug” in the surveys.

 

[cactusjack0584]

she got irritated when she kept seeing “bear hug” in the surveys.

She feels the polar opposite about bear hugs


dad joke 2

 

[BDA73]

Sent BDA nudes for his birthday

 

[BrendaBear]

Sent BDA nudes for his birthday

Was not happy because they were nude pictures of wildlife.

 

[Trubbycat]

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[BDA73]

Actually is from fort lauderdale. Oh wait. That's the town I'm on right now

 

[cactusjack0584]

Actually is from fort lauderdale. Oh wait. That's the town I'm on right now

Doesn’t know how to use a map, so he folds it up in to a hat to wear in the bath while he plays with his toy boats

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Doesn’t know how to use a map, so he folds it up in to a hat to wear in the bath while he plays with his toy boats

Built his own toy boat with cacti

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wishes he could build a boat

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has a house boat which she keeps in her garage

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a house boat which she keeps in her garage

Is a motorboat champion, but keeps it under wraps in case people get the wrong impression

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a motorboat champion, but keeps it under wraps in case people get the wrong impression

Always thought he had to get a special license to motorboat. Takes it out of his frocket to show the ladies to show he is certified