~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Ha ha I get it… pointed… spines…

Doesn’t realize Brenda loves all the attention

Okay, you got me… I do.

He actually physically wears a cactus costume.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is using the holidays to learn every species of bird

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is building a profile on everyone's special kind of hug they enjoy

 

[BrendaBear]

Is building a profile on everyone's special kind of hug they enjoy

she got irritated when she kept seeing “bear hug” in the surveys.

 

[cactusjack0584]

she got irritated when she kept seeing “bear hug” in the surveys.

She feels the polar opposite about bear hugs


dad joke 2

 

[BDA73]

Sent BDA nudes for his birthday

 

[BrendaBear]

Sent BDA nudes for his birthday

Was not happy because they were nude pictures of wildlife.

 

[Trubbycat]

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[BDA73]

Actually is from fort lauderdale. Oh wait. That's the town I'm on right now

 

[cactusjack0584]

Actually is from fort lauderdale. Oh wait. That's the town I'm on right now

Doesn’t know how to use a map, so he folds it up in to a hat to wear in the bath while he plays with his toy boats

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Doesn’t know how to use a map, so he folds it up in to a hat to wear in the bath while he plays with his toy boats

Built his own toy boat with cacti

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wishes he could build a boat

 

[MiaBabe23]

Has a house boat which she keeps in her garage

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Has a house boat which she keeps in her garage

Is a motorboat champion, but keeps it under wraps in case people get the wrong impression

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is a motorboat champion, but keeps it under wraps in case people get the wrong impression

Always thought he had to get a special license to motorboat. Takes it out of his frocket to show the ladies to show he is certified

 

[BrendaBear]

Always thought he had to get a special license to motorboat. Takes it out of his frocket to show the ladies to show he is certified

She sneaks around the house during the night, leaving a condom wrapper next to sleeping people’s beds so when they wake up, they wonder what the did the night before and don’t remember.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She sneaks around the house during the night, leaving a condom wrapper next to sleeping people’s beds so when they wake up, they wonder what the did the night before and don’t remember.

Does the same thing, except instead of condom wrappers, it's random panties or boxers

 

[BrendaBear]

Does the same thing, except instead of condom wrappers, it's random panties or boxers

Well, yeah… but I don’t follow up by sending anonymous “Thanks for last night, you were wonderful!” emails like Chloe does.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well, yeah… but I don’t follow up by sending anonymous “Thanks for last night, you were wonderful!” emails like Chloe does.

That's because I have manners

Instead she leaves complicated riddles for them to solve. All of them are dirty

 

[BrendaBear]

That's because I have manners

Instead she leaves complicated riddles for them to solve. All of them are dirty

She gets a little jealous of my riddle skills, so she write dirty limericks which are both much more clever and funnier than I can ever do.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She gets a little jealous of my riddle skills, so she write dirty limericks which are both much more clever and funnier than I can ever do.

There was once was bear as cute as a cat
She never once behaved like a brat
She strutted her stuff all through the town
Dressed head to toe like an adorable clown
She honked people's noses and sprayed them with water
But really she searched for playing that was hotter
But ho! A fireman soon caught her eye
And this frisky kitty bellowed up to the sky
"He's mine! He's mine!" And after him she ran
And he greeted her with an open hand
SMACK on the rear, and she purred and she mewled
Her panties melted right off as her arousal pooled

 

[lilmissdarling]

Was the lead in Wicked: Pornstar edition

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was the lead in Wicked: Pornstar edition

"Defying Gravity" had a whole new meaning. She was my co-star and was very, very "Popular"

 

[GallantWriter]

"Defying Gravity" had a whole new meaning. She was my co-star and was very, very "Popular"

After one night with her I was "Dancing through life"

 

[BrendaBear]

After one night with her I was "Dancing through life"

Unfortunately, he danced down the street so far, he forgot where he left his car.