cactusjack0584
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Got kicked out of her ballet class because she karate kicked her instructor in the balls… and then bowed
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As is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle
Justabaldguy70
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She liked it, the rough stuffAs is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle
HollyS
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(So sorry - I was aiming for the instructor's balls! )As is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle
Decided karate was the safer class. At least the kicks are expected!
cactusjack0584
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He likes it rougher… and used to be a ballet instructor…
Justabaldguy70
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Likes to dive naked into a bunch of cacti
BrendaBear
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He actually hasn't shaved since the Clinton administration.
BrendaBear
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He also hasn't shaved since the Clinton administration.
Justabaldguy70
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Doesn’t know who is shaving since the Clinton’s administration
BrendaBear
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That's true.... I'm not sure at all.
He just likes to tease me about my lack of paying attention.
Wait... who was I talking about?
Azuldrgon
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didn't notice me slipping into the thread.
HollyS
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Was thinking about slipping into Brenda when he wrote 'slipping into the thread.'didn't notice me slipping into the thread.
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She cruises the monoliths looking for cocks, but can only find dead ones… takes her own plaster cast with her in case any look decent and she can mould her own dildoHe cruises the stone monoliths, looking for chicks.
BrendaBear
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He gets lost trying to find the Welsh landmarks even though he can pronounce that stuff.
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Thinks that going for a walk in the valleys is a euphemism and want to go dogging to see cute puppies
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Chloe_Harper
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Likes to pretend to be a confused older woman so that young, yummy men will help her with... things
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Doesn’t like to admit how well she really gets me because I am so out there.
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She is only "so out there" because she keeps running to the other side of the house. Playing tag is so hard with her
BrendaBear
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Keeps trying to lure me outside with tales of cold Pepsi and leather goods.She's really a redhead.
She only where's the Scar-Jo wig to tease me.
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It worked! But then she got lost and ended up wandering the streets with her treats
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