~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HollyS]

keeps sending me dm's filled with nothing but clips of johnny from the karate kid and the phrase "strike first, strike hard, no mercy"....Sir....

but WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!

Shares contents of our DMs even though he knows it's against the rules!!

 

[TXRafe]

Shares contents of our DMs even though he knows it's against the rules!!

knows perfectly well that the contents of our dms would not be suitable for public consumption

 

[cactusjack0584]

Shares contents of our DMs even though he knows it's against the rules!!

Is only wearing a Santa hat and camouflage crocs… dancing to Bon Jovi and eating banana splits

 

[MiaBabe23]

Shares contents of our DMs even though he knows it's against the rules!!

Learned everything she knows about karate from her ballet classes

 

[HollyS]

knows perfectly well that the contents of our dms would not be suitable for public consumption

But, but... You shared the Karate Kid message!!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Learned everything she knows about ballet from her katate classes

Learned everything she knows about karate from her ballet classes

 

[HollyS]

Learned everything she knows about karate from her ballet classes

Got kicked out of ballet class because she kept thinking it was karate class...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Got kicked out of ballet class because she kept thinking it was karate class...

Got kicked out of her ballet class because she karate kicked her instructor in the balls… and then bowed

 

[MiaBabe23]

Got kicked out of ballet class because she kept thinking it was karate class...

As is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle

 

[Justabaldguy70]

As is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle

She liked it, the rough stuff

 

[HollyS]

As is perfectly obvious - she’s the one who kicked me. And wasn’t gentle

(So sorry - I was aiming for the instructor's balls! )

Decided karate was the safer class. At least the kicks are expected!

 

[cactusjack0584]

She liked it, the rough stuff

He likes it rougher… and used to be a ballet instructor…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He likes it rougher… and used to be a ballet instructor…

Likes to dive naked into a bunch of cacti

 

[BrendaBear]

He likes it rougher… and used to be a ballet instructor…

He actually hasn't shaved since the Clinton administration.

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes to dive naked into a bunch of cacti

He also hasn't shaved since the Clinton administration.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He also hasn't shaved since the Clinton administration.

Doesn’t know who is shaving since the Clinton’s administration

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t know who is shaving since the Clinton’s administration

That's true.... I'm not sure at all.

He just likes to tease me about my lack of paying attention.


Wait... who was I talking about?

 

[Azuldrgon]

That's true.... I'm not sure at all.

He just likes to tease me about my lack of paying attention.


Wait... who was I talking about?

didn't notice me slipping into the thread.

 

[HollyS]

didn't notice me slipping into the thread.

Was thinking about slipping into Brenda when he wrote 'slipping into the thread.'

 

[SimonSex]

Puts out fires: the ones at the ass end of tiny flying insects.

 

[BrendaBear]

Puts out fires: the ones at the ass end of tiny flying insects.

He cruises the stone monoliths, looking for chicks.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

He cruises the stone monoliths, looking for chicks.

She cruises the monoliths looking for cocks, but can only find dead ones… takes her own plaster cast with her in case any look decent and she can mould her own dildo

 

[BrendaBear]

She cruises the monoliths looking for cocks, but can only find dead ones… takes her own plaster cast with her in case any look decent and she can mould her own dildo

He gets lost trying to find the Welsh landmarks even though he can pronounce that stuff.

 

[ShaneoD]

He gets lost trying to find the Welsh landmarks even though he can pronounce that stuff.

Thinks that going for a walk in the valleys is a euphemism and want to go dogging to see cute puppies

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks that going for a walk in the valleys is a euphemism and want to go dogging to see cute puppies

I have no idea what that means.

Likes to confuse older women with weird phrases.