~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Takes @AlwaysDancing to the spa for a different kind of bleach. Makes the appointment under Super Emilio 😜😂😂😂
He will thank me later... maybe...
Uses pumice stones as a toothbrush
Read that biting into an apple is the same as brushing your teeth. Hasn't brushed since. But does eat an apple day
Only when it’s grape jelly

Takes bets on jelly wrestling
Left me at the spa to get punished by myself... 🙄 I guess I'll take all the spankings
 
He will thank me later... maybe...

Read that biting into an apple is the same as brushing your teeth. Hasn't brushed since. But does eat an apple day

Left me at the spa to get punished by myself... 🙄 I guess I'll take all the spankings
Makes me run back to the spa covered in grape jelly for my spankings yelling “Wait for me, Super Emilio!” 😂😂😂🫣🫣😇😈
 
Makes me run back to the spa covered in grape jelly for my spankings yelling “Wait for me, Super Emilio!” 😂😂😂🫣🫣😇😈
"Makes you" 🤭

Jumps on my back, piggy back style, covering me in jelly too. When she gets her spankings like this, I take off like a horse in a rodeo, running away from anymore until we are caught 🙃
 
Doesn’t realize Chloe was describing what she and Sammy did last night.
You were there too 😏 with the flogger, encouraging us to keep going while you sipped your wine and giggled
Enjoys knowing she wrote the script for Sammy and Chloe
Has been invited to play in our "shows" but always comes up with an excuse at the last minute
 
You were there too 😏 with the flogger, encouraging us to keep going while you sipped your wine and giggled

Has been invited to play in our "shows" but always comes up with an excuse at the last minute
Our shows are always fun with more friends!

Invites people by skipping around lit with a bullhorn covered in jelly “next show in 57 minutes!”
 
Buys grape jelly by the case
For shenanigans... and sandwiches... but mostly shenanigans... didn't know what a shenanigan was until he googled it just now
Our shows are always fun with more friends!

Invites people by skipping around lit with a bullhorn covered in jelly “next show in 57 minutes!”
Well duh! Everyone has to come watch the show! Sammy actually came up with the audience participation part 🤭
 
Doesn't even like dragons just has the picture because he thinks women think they're hot
Doesn't think dragons are hot unless they are dressed for a BDSM club. Oh yeah, that imagery never leaves his mind 😎
Throws blue stuffies into the audience a our shows. Only @cactusjack0584 knows what they’re stuffed with. 😂😂
Gotta give the people something 😂 brought three folding chairs to the show. We might be doing a little Flash Dance routine today
 
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