~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SmokingFap]

Can’t stop smoking even when fucking or giving oral sex

Goes to a clothing store and asks for everything to be 100% off.

I'll give you all a minute with that one.

 

[BrendaBear]

Goes to a clothing store and asks for everything to be 100% off.

I'll give you all a minute with that one.

Likes math and dad jokes just a little too much…

 

[Trubbycat]

Flirts her way into and out of trouble

 

[SmokingFap]

Likes math and dad jokes just a little too much…

Brat.

Oh, wait...

 

[SimonSex]

Still wears Brut by Fabergé for that 70’s, I give up, vibe.

 

[BrendaBear]

Still wears Brut by Fabergé for that 70’s, I give up, vibe.

OMG! That is brutal!

Knows all about bad colognes from the 70’s..

 

[Trubbycat]

Still has bad colognes from the 70s and uses them even as they degrade.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Drinks cologne to rehydrate

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Is dyslexic: "smashed and broken" = brash and smokin' !

 

[subdudeme13]

Thinks I am the best thing since sliced bread!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Slices his bread length wise

 

[BrendaBear]

Wakes up thinking he needs a sub sandwich… we don’t know why.

 

[subdudeme13]

Wakes up thinking he needs a sub sandwich… we don’t know why.

How would you like that? Hot and sweet peppers? Oil? Mayo maybe? What kind of meat?

 

[BrendaBear]

How would you like that? Hot and sweet peppers? Oil? Mayo maybe? What kind of meat?

Doesn’t know that a brat wouldn’t ever reveal how she knows such things.

 

[subdudeme13]

Doesn’t know that a brat wouldn’t ever reveal how she knows such things.

Answer the question!

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re so cute when you try to act forceful…

 

[Scarred65]

"Cute" is her safe word.

 

[BrendaBear]

He tried to get me to use OogaChakaOogaOogaOogaChaka, but I wasn’t having it.

 

[Scarred65]

Mesmerises her victims by trying to make them work out the meaning of long, incomprehensible nonsense.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mesmerizes her victims by trying to make them work out the meaning of long, incomprehensible nonsense.

Well… the way you say it makes it sounds like a bad thing. He is a morality processor at the local college.

 

[SimonSex]

Has carved carrots into every Kama Sutra position

 

[BrendaBear]

Has carved carrots into every Kama Sutra position

Likes to tell the girls “it is actually karma Sutra” if you do it really well, your soul will be enlightened.

 

[Qky75]

Likes to tell the girls “it is actually karma Sutra” if you do it really well, your soul will be enlightened.

Confuses Sutra and Chameleon all the time

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks you don’t need a medical degree to be Dr. Pimple Popper

 

[37_ttej]

He’s Simon’s ex