~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Don't see any lies there.
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Plays disc golf with hula hoops

He totally loses all self control when he sees a woman wearing pink gloves. He starts blathering incoherently… we don’t know why.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He totally loses all self control when he sees a woman wearing pink gloves. He starts blathering incoherently… we don’t know why.

Has been systematically buying up all the pink gloves in the southwest

 

[BrendaBear]

Has been systematically buying up all the pink gloves in the southwest

She gets very cranky if she doesn’t start the day with three orgasms minimum.

 

[HollyS]

She gets very cranky if she doesn’t start the day with three orgasms minimum.

Feels like a three-orgasm limit is a pretty low bar.

 

[SimonSex]

Recently diagnosed with shaking leg syndrome, but only when they are pointed toward the ceiling.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Recently diagnosed with shaking leg syndrome, but only when they are pointed toward the ceiling.

Uses those legs to shake up thier drinks

 

[BrendaBear]

Uses those legs to shake up thier drinks

Used to be in the band "KC and the Sunshine Band" and loves to shake his booty

 

[Mewalkabout]

Used to be in the band "KC and the Sunshine Band" and loves to shake his booty

Uses thier money they made being in being in LFO video to buy fake snakes

 

[BrendaBear]

Uses thier money they made being in being in LFO video to buy fake snakes

He actually does that Indian snake charmer thing but does it using a didgeridoo.

 

[Mewalkabout]

He actually does that Indian snake charmer thing but does it using a didgeridoo.

Pays to watch my snake charmer videos

 

[Beardy_181]

Paid for someone to create his AV.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Paid for someone to create his AV.

Was paid well for his service on the AV

 

[BrendaBear]

Was paid well for his service on the AV

Loves to randomly tell people “You've been thunderstruck”

 

[SimonSex]

Something tells me this dude is actually a wombat

 

[HollyS]

Loves to randomly tell people “You've been thunderstruck”

Plays the opening riff to Thunderstruck when anyone requests something nice and soothing.

 

[BrendaBear]

Plays the opening riff to Thunderstruck when anyone requests something nice and soothing.

They used to get mad at me when I played “Highway To Hell”….

She loves to ask me to play songs she knows I have never heard of…. Like everything by Taylor Swift…

 

[HollyS]

They used to get mad at me when I played “Highway To Hell”….

She loves to ask me to play songs she knows I have never heard of…. Like everything by Taylor Swift…

Laughed out loud when I requested "Love Story!"

(If I did request it, you WOULD laugh! lol)

 

[SimonSex]

How’s your Walkman doing these days?

 

[HollyS]

How’s your Walkman doing these days?

Has a collection of eight track tapes.

 

[SimonSex]

Has a collection of eight track tapes.

Just Creedence, babe.

She does handstand push-ups at CrossFit in Manolos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just Creedence, babe.

She does handstand push-ups at CrossFit in Manolos.

He gets lost looking for a place called manolos to see sexy @HollyS do her thing… doesn’t realize it was a typo, she isn’t there.

 

[SimonSex]

Ate grandma because someone left out an apostrophe.

 

[HollyS]

Just Creedence, babe.

She does handstand push-ups at CrossFit in Manolos.

I wish!

Creeps around outside the gym with a pair of binoculars.

 

[SimonSex]

@BrendaBear will send you a pair of Manolos once you submit a YouTube video doing 5 complete handstand push-ups.

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaBear will send you a pair of Manolos once you submit a YouTube video doing 5 complete handstand push-ups.

Doesn’t realize we find handstand push-ups as dull as the latest x-box or playstation.