~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BDA73]

Loves to sample all the different, um, cream fillings

Tells his lovers that he is a human twinkie

 

[Btq97]

I was so drained!!

Really enjoyed the way I kneaded the dough

Was arrested for unlicensed punning in built up area

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Was arrested for unlicensed punning in built up area

He is a big supporter of Bin Day being celebrated on Mondays

 

[Animaul]

Has a Dodgers tattoo across her chest in Old English font

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Has a Dodgers tattoo across her chest in Old English font

He got his tattoo license just so he could do the honors

 

[EctoJohn]

He got his tattoo license just so he could do the honors

Loves to dominate anyone born on dates that end in 9 with an especially big thrill from those born on February 29th.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

Loves to dominate anyone born on dates that end in 9 with an especially big thrill from those born on February 29th.

He haunts the grounds of abandoned railway stations...

 

[Mewalkabout]

He haunts the grounds of abandoned railway stations...

Trys to track down and record those hauntings

 

[SimonSex]

Is editing a movie from his Ring doorbell activity from the past year.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Is editing a movie from his Ring doorbell activity from the past year.

Tried to walk thier pet spider, the spider has not been seen since

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Tried to walk thier pet spider, the spider has not been seen since

Spiderman's son.
Now we know why spiderboy never took off

 

[SimonSex]

Who da’ man? This fucking guy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Who da’ man? This fucking guy.

Kinda loses effect on brand new page.
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His index finger has wind burn from how many times he checks the wind conditions when he is outside.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Kinda loses effect on brand new page.
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His index finger has wind burn from how many times he checks the wind conditions when he is outside.

Visited Egypt and tried to build thier own pyramid

 

[BrendaBear]

Kinda loses effect on brand new page.
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His index finger has wind burn from how many times he checks the wind conditions when he is outside.

It isn’t really a fetish per se, but he really enjoys a good fork. He is always looking in restaurants to see how well forking is done there.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It isn’t really a fetish per se, but he really enjoys a good fork. He is always looking in restaurants to see how well forking is done there.

She uses plastic spork for tuning her guitars

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Visited Egypt and tried to build thier own pyramid

Has dyslexia and tries to build lego pyramids upside down
Also really bad at jenga

 

[Sammysub07]

Has dyslexia and tries to build lego pyramids upside down
Also really bad at jenga

Thought Jenga was for toddlers

 

[Biggalute]

Thought Jenga was for toddlers

Once went to a dyslexic rave and took F's

 

[BDA73]

Loves playing strip ping pong

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Loves playing strip ping pong

Not gonna reveal where he keeps those ping pong balls

 

[BDA73]

Not gonna reveal where he keeps those ping pong balls

Spends a lot of time at the tee box washing his "golf" balls

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spends a lot of time at the tee box washing his "golf" balls

Offers clubhouse ball washings.
Free of charge

 

[BDA73]

Offers clubhouse ball washings.
Free of charge

Has been known to be in the clubhouse offering sloppy seconds

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has been known to be in the clubhouse offering sloppy seconds

Loves to be asked to bend over and spell run.