~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

Silly man… I don’t fly because I need a truck for all my toys! I usually can talk him into driving the truck but he tries to block my hedonistic ways out of his vanilla ways….

Her favorite toy has a kick start to get it vibrating

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uses words she knows I need to google.
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Has autographed toys from her fav porn stars

 

[HollyS]

Her favorite toy has a kick start to get it vibrating

Offered to lube Brenda's toy.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Offered to lube Brenda's toy.

Wanted to lube her body head to toe in liquid soap

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wanted to lube her body head to toe in liquid soap

Mr clean is no dawn

 

[BrendaBear]

Mr clean is no dawn

Is fascinating with the inner processes that go on behind the scenes at the local oil change shop.

 

[TXRafe]

Is fascinating with the inner processes that go on behind the scenes at the local oil change shop.

likes to keep friction to a minimum and keeps all her most important parts fully lubricated

 

[BrendaBear]

likes to keep friction to a minimum and keeps all her most important parts fully lubricated

Has previously disregarded the importance of lubricants and was very unhappy when he accidentally melted rubber on his… well… he was not happy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Has previously disregarded the importance of lubricants and was very unhappy when he accidentally melted rubber on his… well… he was not happy.

Has 10w40 tats on ass cheeks

 

[Hornymwtxn]

likes to keep friction to a minimum and keeps all her most important parts fully lubricated

Knows all about Tx crude

 

[Mewalkabout]

Knows all about Tx crude

Sings God bless America while they cum

 

[sexymanfun]

Is on the verge of completing the mathematical foundations that reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sings God bless America while they cum

His idea of a romantic night means some leftover pizza, can of beer, and listening to the sex pistols while she watches Gilmore Girls.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

His idea of a romantic night means some leftover pizza, can of beer, and listening to the sex pistols while she watches Gilmore Girls.

Watches reality shows 24/7
Survivor is her fav

 

[BrendaBear]

Watches reality shows 24/7
Survivor is her fav

Spends most of his time on tit twat, looking at interesting advertisements.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Spends most of his time on tit twat, looking at interesting advertisements.

Designed X's algorithms and all she got was s Tesla as compensation.

And we are talking about a pink model 3.

 

[Photog1rl]

Designed X's algorithms and all she got was s Tesla as compensation.

And we are talking about a pink model 3.

Only eats grilled hot dogs dipped in Miracle Whip with sweet relish at BBQ’s.

 

[HollyS]

Only eats grilled hot dogs dipped in Miracle Whip with sweet relish at BBQ’s.

Only want the hot dogs that plump when you cook them.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Designed X's algorithms and all she got was s Tesla as compensation.

And we are talking about a pink model 3.

He knows all about pink models... he has collectible models of characters from different shows and movies, but only pink characters. Pink Panther, Pink Power Ranger, Porky Pig, etc

 

[Photog1rl]

Only want the hot dogs that plump when you cook them.

Prefers a nice thick kielbasa to an all beef kosher Weiner.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Prefers a nice thick kielbasa to an all beef kosher Weiner.

lil smokies have been banned in her house

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Was an all American sausage eating champion in college

Refuses to eat kosher sausages…it’s pig anuses or nothing!

(Sorry @Biggalute, I started to type that for @Hornymwtxn, but you replied first! )

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Only want the hot dogs that plump when you cook them.

She likes poking the pillsbury doughboy.
She just adores his laugh

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She likes poking the pillsbury doughboy.
She just adores his laugh

That’s actually 100% true!

He gets scared by the sound of the biscuit can popping open…every…single…time!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Refuses to eat kosher sausages…it’s pig anuses or nothing!

(Sorry @Biggalute, I started to type that for @Hornymwtxn, but you replied first! )

She is a hardcore vegan.
Just like those internet vids she views "occasionally"