~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Claims to be fluent in Chinese, but only knows how to order food in Chinese restaurants.

 

[Series 6]

Claims to be fluent in Chinese, but only knows how to order food in Chinese restaurants.

Tries to order veal parmesan when he goes to a Chinese restaurant.

 

[Jodaily]

Claims to have made a vow of celibacy, but I think we all know better.

 

[kellyt1994]

Claims to have made a vow of celibacy, but I think we all know better.

He's looking for a loophole. Some sort of sex that God can't see.

 

[JPReads]

He's looking for a loophole. Some sort of sex that God can't see.

Answers the phone during sex!

 

[kellyt1994]

He doesn't realize that better offers can come at any time.

 

[JPReads]

He doesn't realize that better offers can come at any time.

Evalutes your performance and then gives you a scorecard after.

 

[Jodaily]

Brought his scorecard but forgot to sharpen his pencil.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is a professional sidewalk chalk artist.

 

[kellyt1994]

Aspires to be a professional sidewalk chalk artist but never got the breaks.

 

[Jodaily]

Runs around with a bucket of water and a broom wiping out others sidewalk art.

 

[kellyt1994]

Runs around with a bucket of water and a broom wiping out others sidewalk art.

Only because you keep putting my phone number everywhere.

 

[Jodaily]

You insisted I only write it on the best bathroom walls

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to collect stones from every beach they've ever visited.

 

[Jodaily]

Been looking for just the right sharpening stone for his sword

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Was known a Dear Abby in the papers

 

[Jodaily]

Wishes to be ravaged by a large cocked savage Viking. Oh yeah, I forgot this was to be lies.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wishes to be ravaged by a large cocked savage Viking. Oh yeah, I forgot this was to be lies.

Dons a condom… calls it his shield maiden.

 

[EctoJohn]

@AlwaysDancing has eaten a donut every day of his life since he was 12.

 

[kellyt1994]

EctoJohn wrote the Terry Jacks classic Seasons In The Sun.

 

[EctoJohn]

@kellyt1994 Used to do Olympic class diving.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@kellyt1994 Used to do Olympic class diving.

Hears the term “muff diving” and remembers he needs to bring his car in for service.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Waves at fellows and says it’s not sexy when mentioning muff diving

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Waves at fellows and says it’s not sexy when mentioning muff diving

Stars in the video, “So you want to go muff diving!”

 

[Pad_Foot]

Grabs hapless hungry victims off the street for her muffin diving film series and then substitutes her glorious muff at the last moment