~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[pinkparkhorse]

He’s not really bald

 

[kneelingagain]

only partly pink

 

[Sexydrana]

only partly pink

@kneelingagain go to karaoke song is Glamorous by Fergie

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@kneelingagain go to karaoke song is Glamorous by Fergie

Likes to buy popcorn and ears of corn, pop the popcorn set them around the ears of corn, add googly eyes to the corn and draw faces on some of the popcorn, and declare these popped kernels to be the true children of the corn!

 

[Crankbait88]

Likes to buy popcorn and ears of corn, pop the popcorn set them around the ears of corn, add googly eyes to the corn and draw faces on some of the popcorn, and declare these popped kernels to be the true children of the corn!

Was Trump’s "Flavor of the Month" in 2002, until she kneed him in the cajones.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Only owns shoes with velcro fastenings.

 

[Sexydrana]

Likes to buy popcorn and ears of corn, pop the popcorn set them around the ears of corn, add googly eyes to the corn and draw faces on some of the popcorn, and declare these popped kernels to be the true children of the corn!

You swore by the seesaw you wouldn’t tell!

Only owns shoes with velcro fastenings.

@PotNoodle79 is coming out with the next “foreman grill” but for pots to make noodles… he believes it’s gonna be huuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeee!

 

[PotNoodle79]

You swore by the seesaw you wouldn’t tell!

@PotNoodle79 is coming out with the next “foreman grill” but for pots to make noodles… he believes it’s gonna be huuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeee!

And for a modest investment, you can make a healthy-ish return!
(skip me)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was Trump’s "Flavor of the Month" in 2002, until she kneed him in the cajones.

How old do you think I am also, one of the meanest lies ever said in here round of applause

You swore by the seesaw you wouldn’t tell!

My fingers were crossed oops!

And for a modest investment, you can make a healthy-ish return!
(skip me)

Is practicing his jack-o-lantern carving skills. For some reason, it's just making a perfect hole in them so far...

 

[Justabaldguy70]

How old do you think I am also, one of the meanest lies ever said in here round of applause

My fingers were crossed oops!

Is practicing his jack-o-lantern carving skills. For some reason, it's just making a perfect hole in them so far...

She is not a brat at all

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She is not a brat at all

Instead of showering, he just changes his skin. It’s more efficient than you’d think what with the smooth chrome dome.

 

[EctoJohn]

They have never posted in this thread.

 

[Sexydrana]

He only posts in this thread.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He only posts in this thread.

She is actually a Gemini. And a virgin.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Taught karate to a Dorito. The Dorito only finished in 3rd in the finals. Pathetic

 

[AlexBailey]

Effectively uses a torque wrench as a sex toy.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Challenged Tony Hawk to a skating competition. Right before Mr. Hawk's run, throat punched him for an easy win

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Challenged Tony Hawk to a skating competition. Right before Mr. Hawk's run, throat punched him for an easy win

Tells everyone his favorite hobby is woodworking. Doesn't expand on what wood he works though.

 

[F3x0r]

Tells everyone his favorite hobby is woodworking. Doesn't expand on what wood he works though.

Once came second in a topiary contest due to her magnificent bush.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Once came second in a topiary contest due to her magnificent bush.

Has socks with endangered zoo animals printed on them.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has socks with endangered zoo animals printed on them.

Has the entire sock collection. It’s her proudest achievement

 

[Sexydrana]

Has the entire sock collection. It’s her proudest achievement

Is the only real human to ever make a snow person to come to life using a magic hat, he really wanted a friend

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is the only real human to ever make a snow person to come to life using a magic hat, he really wanted a friend

Once was seduced into her greatest night of passion with a line of dancing snowmen.

You’re welcome

 

[Sexydrana]

Once was seduced into her greatest night of passion with a line of dancing snowmen.

You’re welcome

‘Twas a truly magical night.

He howls at the moon, not because he’s some secret werewolf, he just really wishes to be one

 

[AlwaysDancing]

‘Twas a truly magical night.

He howls at the moon, not because he’s some secret werewolf, he just really wishes to be one

I’m told I need more fur! Bah. That’s just lycan-gate-keeping.

She once wished upon a star. The star immediately twinkled out and, fearing the worst, vowed to never wish again.

Edit: my god that’s dark. Snuffing out dreams?! You keep on wishing; Drana. Keep on wishing.