~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

I’m told I need more fur! Bah. That’s just lycan-gate-keeping.

She once wished upon a star. The star immediately twinkled out and, fearing the worst, vowed to never wish again.

Edit: my god that’s dark. Snuffing out dreams?! You keep on wishing; Drana. Keep on wishing.
And that’s why I still have the bag from my very first job that said this is a bag full of your hopes and dreams. I stole that bag and I’m keeping it.

He learned that patience is a virtue and so he tried to order it online, but the tariffs are a bitch
 
And that’s why I still have the bag from my very first job that said this is a bag full of your hopes and dreams. I stole that bag and I’m keeping it.

He learned that patience is a virtue and so he tried to order it online, but the tariffs are a bitch
Spends all night saying,

“I’m so humble. Fuck, now I’m not. Ooooh, now I am. Fuck, now I’m not. Oooooh, now I am. Fuck!”
 
Has an eccentric collection of coffee mugs he keeps locked in a cabinet. To get one, you have to answer his riddles 3. Hint: they all have to do with his penis
She once dressed as the Riddler for Halloween. Unfortunately it took her all day to straighten out those crooked question marks on the costume ?! And she missed trick and treats.
 
She once dressed as the Riddler for Halloween. Unfortunately it took her all day to straighten out those crooked question marks on the costume ?! And she missed trick and treats.
And I've never forgiven myself!

Keeps sending me ideas of what I should be for this Halloween instead, making sure it’s a costume without any crooked parts. So far, all his suggestions have been borderline nude 🤔
Is always walking around on ant hills. 🐜
He doesn't walk anywhere. He has a garage full of scooters, jump ropes, roller blades, and other random forms of transportation. He was inspired by all the Mad Libs he used to do
 
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