And that’s why I still have the bag from my very first job that said this is a bag full of your hopes and dreams. I stole that bag and I’m keeping it.
Spends all night saying,
He likes to go chasing waterfalls instead of sticking to the rivers and lakes that he was used to
Loves Tickling Lazy Cats.
Has an absolute crush on me. But is confused by the fact that I am not a fuzzy, red bear, holding a wrench in real life
Has started to grow a banana tree in his backyard. Doesn't understand why nothing is growing from that dildo he buried.
Removes vital signs in town with his ratchet!
Yea! Like my poor missing dildo!
Cries about this missing dildo and makes a big deal of it but doesn’t tell us that she’s has hundreds of the damn things!!!
She hates being told what to do...
Has an eccentric collection of coffee mugs he keeps locked in a cabinet. To get one, you have to answer his riddles 3. Hint: they all have to do with his penis
She once dressed as the Riddler for Halloween. Unfortunately it took her all day to straighten out those crooked question marks on the costume ?! And she missed trick and treats.
And I've never forgiven myself!
He doesn't walk anywhere. He has a garage full of scooters, jump ropes, roller blades, and other random forms of transportation. He was inspired by all the Mad Libs he used to doIs always walking around on ant hills.
That's the third time this year!
