~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Holds the Guinness World Record for joining the most number of cults
Ironically, becoming a Guinness World Record holder was also becoming a part of a cult 🤔

Likes to pick up bouquets of flowers, go to the cemetery, and offer his condolences to grieving women at random funerals. Who needs to crash weddings to get some 😎
 
Ironically, becoming a Guinness World Record holder was also becoming a part of a cult 🤔

Likes to pick up bouquets of flowers, go to the cemetery, and offer his condolences to grieving women at random funerals. Who needs to crash weddings to get some 😎
They said lies about me, not epic strategy. Don't give away my secrets!

Has a secret Pokemon named after her. I'd tell you its name, but it's a secret
 
Can change an oil filter in four minutes thirty seven, but always bills for the hour and a half he spends scratching and scrolling through Lit.
 
(Thought I told you that in confidence!)

Invented the ‘bottomless wings’ phenomena, just to root out those who know how to lick fingers clean …
 
(Thought I told you that in confidence!)

Invented the ‘bottomless wings’ phenomena, just to root out those who know how to lick fingers clean …
(He leaves out the part he said it out loud at a Denny’s… 😂😂😂 so it wasn’t just me who heard…)

Once dined and dashed at a Michelin restaurant because he didn’t like the chef who worked in the kitchen
 
Paid an obscene amount for a ‘genuine’ autograph of a famous musician, only to receive a fake one done in crayon.
 
Was once arrested for sneaking into a women's locker room because he thought he was invisible.
 
Was once arrested for sneaking into a women's locker room because he thought he was invisible.
Sold him the fancy invisibility potion to begin with. It was just water. But he's made loads on other poor gullible souls
 
EctoJohn once visited New York City decades ago and had a huge glob of melted Stay Puff marshmallow land on him from an undisclosed paranormal incident. He lived but was traumatized for years.
 
My cousin told me this guy once open mic’ed landslide on Broadway in Nashville, and some studio exec said he had big dick energy.
 
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