~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Holds the Guinness World Record for joining the most number of cults

Ironically, becoming a Guinness World Record holder was also becoming a part of a cult

Likes to pick up bouquets of flowers, go to the cemetery, and offer his condolences to grieving women at random funerals. Who needs to crash weddings to get some

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Ironically, becoming a Guinness World Record holder was also becoming a part of a cult

Likes to pick up bouquets of flowers, go to the cemetery, and offer his condolences to grieving women at random funerals. Who needs to crash weddings to get some

They said lies about me, not epic strategy. Don't give away my secrets!

Has a secret Pokemon named after her. I'd tell you its name, but it's a secret

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

He is as cute and sweet like his Avatar

 

[Ratchetman1982]

He is as cute and sweet like his Avatar

Is infatuated with Audrey Hepburn

 

[MrPimms]

Can change an oil filter in four minutes thirty seven, but always bills for the hour and a half he spends scratching and scrolling through Lit.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is distantly related to Hank Pym

 

[PotNoodle79]

Thinks the Periodic Table only comes out for special occasions and holiday celebrations.

 

[MrPimms]

Created the Pot Noodle after quitting his own Michelin five star restaurant,

 

[Sexydrana]

Mr Pimm’s wants to make his own soda brand and make it an empire to out do Mr Pibb

 

[MrPimms]

Wants everyone to know that her milkshake really does bring everyone out.

 

[Sexydrana]

Wants everyone to know that her milkshake really does bring everyone out.

(And don’t forget it )

Mr. Pimms is actually Sir Pimms, he comes from an ancient and noble family, but on here he likes to stay humble

 

[MrPimms]

(Thought I told you that in confidence!)

Invented the ‘bottomless wings’ phenomena, just to root out those who know how to lick fingers clean …

 

[Sexydrana]

(Thought I told you that in confidence!)

Invented the ‘bottomless wings’ phenomena, just to root out those who know how to lick fingers clean …

(He leaves out the part he said it out loud at a Denny’s… so it wasn’t just me who heard…)

Once dined and dashed at a Michelin restaurant because he didn’t like the chef who worked in the kitchen

 

[MrPimms]

Paid an obscene amount for a ‘genuine’ autograph of a famous musician, only to receive a fake one done in crayon.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once arrested for sneaking into a women's locker room because he thought he was invisible.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was once arrested for sneaking into a women's locker room because he thought he was invisible.

Sold him the fancy invisibility potion to begin with. It was just water. But he's made loads on other poor gullible souls

 

[EctoJohn]

@Chloe_Harper is banned from 3 countries that she made up.

 

[Solsurfer]

EctoJohn once visited New York City decades ago and had a huge glob of melted Stay Puff marshmallow land on him from an undisclosed paranormal incident. He lived but was traumatized for years.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

My cousin told me this guy once open mic’ed landslide on Broadway in Nashville, and some studio exec said he had big dick energy.

 

[Sexydrana]

Neon’s go to karaoke song is Fireflies By Owl City, you would not believe your eyes…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Neon’s go to karaoke song is Fireflies By Owl City, you would not believe your eyes…

Has to rearrange her pillows every night to make sure none of them feel like they aren't getting enough attention

 

[NeonSubtlety]

She has a sourdough starter that she named Kevin, and has made a sourdough wife and child for Kevin.

 

[AlexBailey]

Claims Neon is his astrological sign.

 

[Sexydrana]

@AlexBailey is actually the doctor

 

[Sunlover102]

Played the part of a maid on Downton Abby.