~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

Tends to keep his tool in hand and is always throwing a wrench in the works.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Tends to keep his tool in hand and is always throwing a wrench in the works.

Spends more time concerned with other people's tools, that his have gone dusty

 

[MrPimms]

Had a Muppet made in his likeness. They couldn't use it though because every time the puppeteer put his hand in to control it, the Muppet would shudder and moan

^^ this is true.

His prized tool in his mechanics kit is a Fisher Price “My First Torque Wrench”. He cleans it meticulously and it features in his fetish work.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is the real life inspiration for The Brave Little Toaster

 

[Jodaily]

Inspired by wikileaks

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is the executive producer of Paw Patrol and based the show off of his childhood when he used to sneak into a shit down kennel

 

[EctoJohn]

Owns 3.3333337% of Alphabet Inc..

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is credited with the voice of Skeletor in the animated film He-man and the Masturbators of the Universe

 

[Spurtulator]

Is credited with the voice of Skeletor in the animated film He-man and the Masturbators of the Universe

His first masturbatory experience was while watching He-man cartoons

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

His first masturbatory experience was while watching He-man cartoons

Is going to be Skelator in the new He-Man movie, ssssshhhh or he will have to kill you if you spill the..... oh crap....

 

[Cindy027]

Really likes short aliases but slips every now and then.

 

[Jodaily]

Real name is Lily Rose

 

[Spurtulator]

Real name is Lily Rose

Actually hates masturbation

 

[Jodaily]

Name is somewhat misleading given he’s usually sooner than later

 

[EctoJohn]

Always keeps a pocket watch on him that was recovered from Hiroshima just after the first atomic bomb drop.

 

[Sexydrana]

Always keeps a pocket watch on him that was recovered from Hiroshima just after the first atomic bomb drop.

Is who the big Lebowski wishes he could be

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Is my Auntie.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Can write sign language...in German

 

[EctoJohn]

Is proudly smarter than stupid sexy Flanders.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn is a goat in a man suit…

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana is a professional fur suit maker.

 

[Sexydrana]

EctoJohn’s only sexual fantasy is bear rug sex in a cabin in the woods in the late fall.

 

[EctoJohn]

But only if that bear is dead.


@Sexydrana once told me her most intimate secret, but I forgot it.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn is banned in all countries from some other earth, in some other timeline, in a whole other metaverse. I heard it’s related to some form of tax evasion…

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana learned a technique for underwater breathing from a magical seahorse.