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Had a Muppet made in his likeness. They couldn't use it though because every time the puppeteer put his hand in to control it, the Muppet would shudder and moan
^^ this is true.

His prized tool in his mechanics kit is a Fisher Price “My First Torque Wrench”. He cleans it meticulously and it features in his fetish work.
 
Is the executive producer of Paw Patrol and based the show off of his childhood when he used to sneak into a shit down kennel
 
Always keeps a pocket watch on him that was recovered from Hiroshima just after the first atomic bomb drop.
 
EctoJohn’s only sexual fantasy is bear rug sex in a cabin in the woods in the late fall.
 
@EctoJohn is banned in all countries from some other earth, in some other timeline, in a whole other metaverse. I heard it’s related to some form of tax evasion…
 
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