~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[pinkparkhorse]

Tried to buy weed at a McDonalds drive through.

 

[SimonSex]

Succeeded at scoring weed at a McDonald’s drive-thru

 

[Sexydrana]

Was the dealer working the drive-thru @pinkparkhorse bought weed from

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Smoked the weed with me

 

[Sexydrana]

Smoked the weed with me

(Well duh stoners code, puff puff pass not horde…)
Gets deeply in her feelings when high on weed

 

[EctoJohn]

@Sexydrana purposely posted above me already knowing I was posting next.

 

[Sexydrana]

@Sexydrana purposely posted above me already knowing I was posting next.

@EctoJohn is jealous of me cause I’m psychic and he wished he was on my level

 

[EctoJohn]

@EctoJohn is jealous of me cause I’m psychic and he wished he was on my level

She is jealous of my ability to do nothing of any importance whatsoever.

 

[Sexydrana]

(What’s it like to relax???)

When he climaxes, you can hear the sound of an orchestra playing nearby no matter the time of the day nor location.

 

[EctoJohn]

She once ate an entire buffet.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn fantasy involves an entire buffet but on his body but it’s also somehow some type of eating contest too… idk pillow talk with him gets strange

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Sexydrana does body shots...off of herself

 

[Sexydrana]

@Sexydrana does body shots...off of herself

(All the while I am blasting LMFAO’s Shots song…)
@Ratchetman1982 is so committed to his bit about being a mime that phone sex is impossible

 

[MrPimms]

Hosts a ‘Body Buffet’ private catering firm.

Details of the food are currently unknown. No one has heard from the chef in a few weeks

 

[EctoJohn]

Has been on a quest since childhood to cut off and capture Rudolph's red nose.

 

[Jodaily]

Has been known to bogart that joint.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Jodaily knows what the fox says

 

[EctoJohn]

They once studied the ancient cultures of Tasmania.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn is a looney toon but only one of the background characters

 

[EctoJohn]

Drana knows every type of virus in alphabetical order.

 

[Sexydrana]

Ecto would survive the apocalypse but he’d rather not

 

[Jodaily]

Wants a very strong dom partner

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Jodaily won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in 2005, but felt bad for Morgan Freeman and gave it to him

 

[Jodaily]

@Ratchetman1982 Won an Oscar at the adult video awards in Vegas. Well earned.

 

[EctoJohn]

They laser engraved al their fingernails.