~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Justabaldguy70]

People rub his head to see if he will grant them a wish.

Many wishes have been granted

Recreated the Mona Lisa using sachets of sauce from various takeaway restaurants. Sold it on eBay.

bought that Mona Lisa and licked the painting clean

 

[Spurtulator]

Many wishes have been granted

bought that Mona Lisa and licked the painting clean

Actually gets turned on by a cluttered bedroom

 

[Sexydrana]

@Spurtulator is actually a gargoyle on top of a church, it’s impressive how it got a phone!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Actually gets turned on by a cluttered bedroom

Cluttered with naked women lol …jk I would not be able to handle more than 1 properly…maybe 2….

Only spurts once a year…then it is a long down time

 

[Justabaldguy70]

@Spurtulator is actually a gargoyle on top of a church, it’s impressive how it got a phone!

She can’t type faster than me on a post

 

[Spurtulator]

She can’t type faster than me on a post

Gets turned on by fast typing. Has a very messy keyboard.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Gets turned on by fast typing. Has a very dirty keyboard.

It’s speech to text cause I can’t find my keyboard in my cluttered room! Lol

His spurts sound like a coffee percolator

 

[Cindy027]

His spurts sound like a coffee percolator

I tried to educate him on the benefits of a espresso machine but he keeps regressing back to percolation.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Speaks only in her best Elvis impression every Sunday

 

[MrPimms]

Once won a competition for a Cousin Itt lookalike at Butlins holiday camp

 

[PotNoodle79]

Once won a competition for a Cousin Itt lookalike at Butlins holiday camp

True story. Jokes on you.
(skip me)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once won a competition for a Cousin Itt lookalike at Butlins holiday camp

Auditioned to be the new Geralt in the Netflix Witcher series. Refused to read any of the lines, instead quoting random lines from the game. "Wind's Howling" followed by a series of grunts filled most of his audition tape.

 

[Sexydrana]

@Chloe_Harper is the reason Santa double checks his list, she’s been known to mess with all his lists

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@Sexydrana thinks being an A Lister has to do with bra size!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Starbucks has a special item called the Always Dancing. If you order it, the barista squirts frothed milk on your face

 

[Sexydrana]

@Ratchetman1982 is actually Ted, that’s why he’s says fuck so much

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@Ratchetman1982 is actually Ted, that’s why he’s says fuck so much

Fuck you, thunder!!!

Tried out to be an official thunder buddy, but was too afraid of lightening to sing the song.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@Ratchetman1982 is actually Ted, that’s why he’s says fuck so much

I knew there had to be a reason!

She invented a newer, stronger version of the word Fuck. But she has copyrighted it so I can't post it here.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Fuck you, thunder!!!

Tried out to be an official thunder buddy, but was too afraid of lightening to sing the song.

Fuck you, thunder!!!

Tried out to be an official thunder buddy, but was too afraid of lightening to sing the song.

He actually doesn't dance at all. Two left feet. @AlwaysDancing

 

[Ratchetman1982]

He actually doesn't dance at all. Two left feet. @AlwaysDancing

Was asked to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron, but had no idea how old Ultron was so turned it down

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was asked to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron, but had no idea how old Ultron was so turned it down

I thought the reason was because there was no Bucky.

He plays as a stormtrooper in the original Star Wars. He’s the one that can’t hit his shots.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I thought the reason was because there was no Bucky.

He plays as a stormtrooper in the original Star Wars. He’s the one that can’t hit his shots.

Which one???????


Submitted his car to Pimp My Ride, but they apparently don't work on Jawa Sandcrawlers

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper is the reason Santa double checks his list, she’s been known to mess with all his lists

Wait... I don't spy a lie

Which one???????


Submitted his car to Pimp My Ride, but they apparently don't work on Jawa Sandcrawlers

Likes to go out to dinner for two, for one. He keeps disappearing into the bathroom coming out dressed as the other person. That fake mustache always fools the waitress

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Bought a Hulkamania T-shirt and was confused by the fact that it was yellow and red instead of green

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bought a Hulkamania T-shirt and was confused by the fact that it was yellow and red instead of green

Switches labels on dildos and butt plugs at his local sex shop and then watches the confused faces of potential customers with absolute glee