~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

His go to Karaoke song is Men in Tights from Mel Brooks Robin Hood

Who wouldn't want to sing along to that?

@Sexydrana once pantsed 14 different people in one city council meeting.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Got kicked out of his town's annual bake off for serving banana creampie instead of banana cream pie

 

[Sexydrana]

@Ratchetman1982 is a ladies man who breaks women’s hearts everywhere, including mine

 

[EctoJohn]

@Ratchetman1982 is a ladies man who breaks women’s hearts everywhere, including mine

Like to bake erotic cakes.

 

[Sexydrana]

Like to bake erotic cakes.

Likes to eat erotic cakes

 

[Never2late4funxxx]

Was my boyfriend in high school, ghosted me when he went to college...

She is an agent for a foreign country that makes our brightest reveal our country’s deepest secrets through her beauty that weakens them on sight.

 

[kreemi_pi]

She is an agent for a foreign country that makes our brightest reveal our country’s deepest secrets through her beauty that weakens them on sight.

Professional rugby player, currently on suspension for biting an opponent in rhe scrum.

 

[Never2late4funxxx]

Professional rugby player, currently on suspension for biting an opponent in rhe scrum.

I actually did more than bite him!

She still has her ripped panties from her prom date in her keepsake box

 

[kreemi_pi]

I actually did more than bite him!

She still has her ripped panties from her prom date in her keepsake box

HAHAHA

Ripped the panties at prom. With his teeth.

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to eat erotic cakes

Hey, I ain't picky, cake is cake!

HAHAHA

Ripped the panties at prom. With his teeth.

Has been known to browse Wikipedia reading entries about various types of slugs and snails.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Hey, I ain't picky, cake is cake!



Has been known to browse Wikipedia reading entries about various types of slugs and snails.

Isn’t called John

 

[kreemi_pi]

Isn’t called John

Actually wears clothes occasionally

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Actually wears clothes occasionally

Has never taken a “Kreem pi” and is a virgin

 

[smtst5]

Actually wears clothes occasionally

Prefers warm apple pie

 

[Noone45]

Prefers warm apple pie

This guy doesn't know anything about Simpsons

 

[smtst5]

This guy doesn't know anything about Simpsons

Has an autographed poster of Nelson above his bed

 

[kreemi_pi]

Has an autographed poster of Nelson above his bed

Former Prime Minister of Uzbekistan

 

[Noone45]

Former Prime Minister of Uzbekistan

She doesn't know how to masterbate

 

[kreemi_pi]

She doesn't know how to masterbate

Teaches masturbation classes at the YWCA

 

[smtst5]

Teaches masturbation classes at the YWCA

Attends each of those classes

 

[Noone45]

Attends each of those classes

He is the headmaster of YWCA

 

[MrPimms]

He is the headmaster of YWCA

Is the world’s first feline with opposable thumbs. Could be helping build relations between feline and canine and human, but is not fascinated by porn.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is the world’s first feline with opposable thumbs. Could be helping build relations between feline and canine and human, but is not fascinated by porn.

Is a serial library arsonist who has buned down 8 libraries but hasn't been caught yet because he is blind and no one suspects a blind man.

 

[Noone45]

Is a serial library arsonist who has buned down 8 libraries but hasn't been caught yet because he is blind and no one suspects a blind man.

He is a grandson of charlie chaplin

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

He is a grandson of charlie chaplin

Third cousin of Garfield, but is tragically allergic to lasagna.